How drunk am I?

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morninggirl5 said:


I'm sorry you hate the spinning, but Chef is right. This is the best thread we've had all week.

Well its goood to know I've still got it!!! *snmile grins*
 
I'm a bit drunk myself...

*sigh* thank you Nessus for sharing this earlier...check out her art shows Dillinger. You missed those too!
 
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Re: thar he blows!

Blushing Rose said:
stand BACK! stand back everyone...he has already had the ice cream!!!

it's just a matter of time :eek:


Whats the matter of time?/ What Did I do? hugh? WHat ? It was vanmilla only.
 
lilminx said:
I defnitely think it's the FUNNIEST thread we've had all week...

I'm not funny I'm drunk on too damn much scotch! ANd esxhausted from the fucking eweek of travelling work.
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Even drunk you do better at wooing the women than I.

God drink more.... please!


no noo noOOO No I stoppeddrinking I'm just typin tlill I pass out now,
 
Hey dilly...so glad you bite back. Jug fart to spleen you in the fern-doggle. Ramma-lamma-ding-dong.

Sprechen zee duckpenis? The rain in spain falls mainly in the commode. Usama bin ladenmule carrying dung up the heap.

This tape will self-destruct the next time you urinate.
 
Problem Child said:
Hey dilly...so glad you bite back. Jug fart to spleen you in the fern-doggle. Ramma-lamma-ding-dong.

Sprechen zee duckpenis? The rain in spain falls mainly in the commode. Usama bin ladenmule carrying dung up the heap.

This tape will self-destruct the next time you urinate.

PC tormenting the drunk instead of the stupid. Good move.
 
Problem Child said:
Hey dilly...so glad you bite back. Jug fart to spleen you in the fern-doggle. Ramma-lamma-ding-dong.

Sprechen zee duckpenis? The rain in spain falls mainly in the commode. Usama bin ladenmule carrying dung up the heap.

This tape will self-destruct the next time you urinate.

PC its you that your are being!~ Yeah I've fuckingigng seen the duck penis ith the jon with ferndale tonight aht the talik show. ohm me padme hum to you too with with little fucking richard's dind dong doogle! bury the asshole in th edung heep I broke the fucking code anyway just like in mission impossible. Hey you hever hear Uriah Heeap they rocked didn't they? yah.
 
Re: Re: thar he blows!

Blushing Rose said:


I never figured you for vanmilla :p

its the best flaovor with the coffee for ice cram at leas but thw sex isn't plain
 
Dillinger said:


PC its you that your are being!~ Yeah I've fuckingigng seen the duck penis ith the jon with ferndale tonight aht the talik show. ohm me padme hum to you too with with little fucking richard's dind dong doogle! bury the asshole in th edung heep I broke the fucking code anyway just like in mission impossible. Hey you hever hear Uriah Heeap they rocked didn't they? yah.

Study the sphincter for it holds the secret of the chocolate starfish, and never pull the wig from a camel. In the blue gonad my hornytoad rusts. Deliver the earwax yesterday.

Worship the big-gulp.
 
SweetNick said:
So your location has now changed to: "Drunk State of Mind"?

Whatever state I'm in its still my mind that I'm in habiting
 
Problem Child said:


Study the sphincter for it holds the secret of the chocolate starfish, and never pull the wig from a camel. In the blue gonad my hornytoad rusts. Deliver the earwax yesterday.

Worship the big-gulp.

yeah fuck yeah 7 11 is Keving smigth Dogma bin Land. Fucka. which is it the godiva or the milk and is it Sopwith for th ecamel or the Afgan whigs? AREe the whigs or wigs why is is afgan I threw the fucking rug out. they can haveit.
 
Svedish_Chef said:


Thats me, putting out the fire... with gasoline

Yeaha Geiorgio! ITs been so long NatashA! been so long been so long been so longs.b Can You believe what I've been thru!? A thousand years of staring
 
Barbara's Bush is burning, so don't fingerfuck the first lady unless you want to draw a line in the sand that gets packed up your ass in that case keep plenty of cactus paddles and motor oil on hand because you never know from whence the purple groundhog will fly over the moon how now brown cowhide is good for cadillac ranch drssing on my french-fried frog legs covered in fish-net stockings are going up along with bonds on wall street.
 
Problem Child said:
Barbara's Bush is burning, so don't fingerfuck the first lady unless you want to draw a line in the sand that gets packed up your ass in that case keep plenty of cactus paddles and motor oil on hand because you never know from whence the purple groundhog will fly over the moon how now brown cowhide is good for cadillac ranch drssing on my french-fried frog legs covered in fish-net stockings are going up along with bonds on wall street.

She's a fucking burning moses bush she is? Damn that's not a sexy thought why'd you do that to my mind right now? huh? gez dude bush's burnign barbara/ Goddfucing dammit that a not sexy thought. an sshes not the first lady she's the first mother fucker isn't she now? which bush you got anyway? Its like I'm half asleep in frogs pajamas ansds dreaming of redemption in a sky that's boiling like a pot of Film Noir potatoes. but yeah the fish nets you can't forget the fishnets they're so hot on th e hot sex babe legs even if your'e selling short on the stock market in frog futures. You got to wake up we all got to wake up you know? Eat your beats they'll do you good you'll live longer even if one thumb is just way too huge while you stare over a tse tse fly in amber in the cave its the tom roobbins of literotica who asked me about the staring eyt the other week in trhe illuminati what does it mean? What do they think it means? I mean it wasn't you but what the fuck you know? its the eye its not the dollar fucking bill its Adam fuckign Weishaupt its the Illouminati its the AMA and Clark Kent ande the Supermen its Bavaria an dt 9 Unkown men in footballl helmets greating the rising sun whith th chant "ther is only one god, he is the sun god, RA RA RA!"~~~
 
Dillinger said:


She's a fucking burning moses bush she is? Damn that's not a sexy thought why'd you do that to my mind right now? huh? gez dude bush's burnign barbara/ Goddfucing dammit that a not sexy thought. an sshes not the first lady she's the first mother fucker isn't she now? which bush you got anyway? Its like I'm half asleep in frogs pajamas ansds dreaming of redemption in a sky that's boiling like a pot of Film Noir potatoes. but yeah the fish nets you can't forget the fishnets they're so hot on th e hot sex babe legs even if your'e selling short on the stock market in frog futures. You got to wake up we all got to wake up you know? Eat your beats they'll do you good you'll live longer even if one thumb is just way too huge while you stare over a tse tse fly in amber in the cave its the tom roobbins of literotica who asked me about the staring eyt the other week in trhe illuminati what does it mean? What do they think it means? I mean it wasn't you but what the fuck you know? its the eye its not the dollar fucking bill its Adam fuckign Weishaupt its the Illouminati its the AMA and Clark Kent ande the Supermen its Bavaria an dt 9 Unkown men in footballl helmets greating the rising sun whith th chant "ther is only one god, he is the sun god, RA RA RA!"~~~
I think I'm in love....:p
 
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