How drunk am I?

Ok the spiinning the smpinning is almost under control I can almost stand and go juiupstairs and i'm out of her e now You know to bed to bed pershancce to dream an dI hope I hope no more spoining just dreaming I have to work tomoorowr asoome on Sudnay but what eh fuck and Ill try and catch upand see who's who ande who isn't being who and why and what and I still don't know what I missed but I'm still here right here wher eI am where I am always am. Its good to be back its good.

Dillinger has left the builiding.
 
Dilly bar lay down your head is spinning like one of the four tops baby motown is my scene straight out of Apocalypse Now your talking like a baby goo-goo ga-ga over Lavender because of her big beautiful brain-y beauty is one woman I'd like to sex up in the attic with TN_vixen would be nice but only if Beckbabe joined us at the hips of Simply Southern tasty as fried chicken wing on out to Kansas and get me some KillerMuffins and spread them with Mistress honey and Never stop sucking on those Kymberely cups all Morninggirl long time since I've had anything so fine.

Are you horny yet?
 
HEY, DILLINGER! How's the head feeling this morning!

Oops, I probably shouldn't yell to wake you up, huh? ;)
 
Cheyenne said:
HEY, DILLINGER! How's the head feeling this morning!

Oops, I probably shouldn't yell to wake you up, huh? ;)

LOL silly woman.
 
She is right though Batter.

Dill is gonna wake up with one hell of a hang over me thinks.
 
My head hurts. Bad. And I have work to do today. And I better read what I wrote here and make sure I didn't say anything I'll regret in future lives.
 
Dillinger said:
And I better read what I wrote here and make sure I didn't say anything I'll regret in future lives.

It was quite hilarious, but nothing that will keep you from becoming president someday. :D
 
Cheyenne said:


It was quite hilarious, but nothing that will keep you from becoming president someday. :D

Uh thanks... but believe me, the President thing got off track a LONG time ago. *grin*
 
I can't believe how drunk I was!

Will someone please remind me NOT to do that again - unless it involves sex?
 
We'll remind you NOT to do that again. But you have to provide the amusement anyway.
 
Amusements, diversions, entertainment and various and sundry pleasures I can handle... even when not loaded. *smile*
 
Dillinger said:
Amusements, diversions, entertainment and various and sundry pleasures I can handle... even when not loaded. *smile*

Yeah but loaded is soooo much better...

Lets do that again sometime
 
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