How honest are we?

[bbwsadieml]

Oh, that and being female

I think the bestest was when I KNEW I was about to be busted for going (way over speed limit post) so I pulled into the nearest rest stop and ran like hell for the bathroom. Mr. Officer was waiting when I came out and I told him it was a "woman" thing

Ooh! My best was I was going 75 in a 40, I got pulled over, he walks up, I smile weakly, he starts explaining, then I start crying. He leans down into the window, pats my arm, and gently says "Just be more careful next time, okay?" I nodded, wiped my eyes, and thanked him.

I thought he was going to ask me out for a second .... LOL

 

[koalabear]

All the above......hehehehe

 

[joeys-game]

Ok... here goes...

*Big breath*

Fleeingandeludingapoliceofficer when I was in high school.

Possessionofalcholbyaminor when I was in college.

Arrestedfordisturbingthepeacebecausethelittlefuckwadwasn'tinvitedsohecalledthepoliceonme after college.

We won't mention the numerousspeedingticketsovertheyears.

Ok, so I've only been cuffed by a REAL policeman twice. Only fingerprinted once Never actually been behind bars

ROFLMAO..I knew i couldn't be the only one...hahahaahah

 

[pleaz_me]

ROFLMAO..I knew i couldn't be the only one...hahahaahah

Now you know why I keep a truckload of halo polish handy

 

[joeys-game]

Now you know why I keep a truckload of halo polish handy

okay whgo else should we get to post?

mark
slowride
jus
kylan..lmao..i bet his is long!
blklthrjkt
you gonna round up the suspects for me pleaze?

and red..defn Red

 

[pleaz_me]

okay whgo else should we get to post?

mark
slowride
jus
kylan..lmao..i bet his is long!
blklthrjkt
you gonna round up the suspects for me pleaze?

and red..defn Red

Lol! Do I get to play good cop or bad cop?

 

[joeys-game]

Lol! Do I get to play good cop or bad cop?

start bad and then we can always switch..i like that switching thing

 

[lexielou2]

Only ever had two parking tickets...

Now what have I gotten away with...
Speeding - almost everytime I get in the car, nearly caught a couple of times but just been lucky

Shoplifting - when I was a kid, nothing major just once or twice and cheap stuff

Running a red light - told the police I was lost and they let me off and even gave me directions!

 

[mark197205]

Have you ever been arrested, done time, just got a ticket and when did this occur in your life?

and if you have never experienced the above, are you really , really angelic or did you just not get caught?

Never got any, I'm a model citizen...

 

[MsTexas]

Never got any, I'm a model citizen...

hmmmm

 

[joeys-game]

Only ever had two parking tickets...

Now what have I gotten away with...
Speeding - almost everytime I get in the car, nearly caught a couple of times but just been lucky

Shoplifting - when I was a kid, nothing major just once or twice and cheap stuff

Running a red light - told the police I was lost and they let me off and even gave me directions!

hmmmm, this one isn't so innocent..she's lucky and good at evading and prob roleplay..thanks for posting lexie

 

[Spence99]

Never been arrested.

Never done time.

Had a ticket once for turning right illegally.

And I think two parking tickets.

 

[joeys-game]

Never got any, I'm a model citizen...

yeah, riiiiight mark

Bet you never had a 'bad or impure thought either did ya"

 

[lexielou2]

Never got any, I'm a model citizen...

Not sure I believe that one...

 

[pleaz_me]

start bad and then we can always switch..i like that switching thing

Top or bottom?


Oops... forgot what we were switching

 

[joeys-game]

Never been arrested.

Never done time.

Had a ticket once for turning right illegally.

And I think two parking tickets.

my god, where do you people come from??lol

 

[joeys-game]

Top or bottom?


Oops... forgot what we were switching

whispers..you top..imeanm be aggressive, bring out the talis...ill back you up

 

[pleaz_me]

whispers..you top..imeanm be aggressive, bring out the talis...ill back you up

Lift skirt and back up against you?

 

[Spence99]

my god, where do you people come from??lol

The shores of a Great Lake my friend!

 

[lexielou2]

hmmmm, this one isn't so innocent..she's lucky and good at evading and prob roleplay..thanks for posting lexie

Damn...got me sussed out pretty quick

I may not be that innocent but I am good at looking like butter wouldn't melt...gets me out of a whole load of trouble

 

[mark197205]

hmmmm

You dont believe me? *flutters eyelashes innocently...*

 

[pleaz_me]

You dont believe me? *flutters eyelashes innocently...*

*coughs*


I believe that you're quiet and sneaky enough to not get caught

 

[joeys-game]

Lift skirt and back up against you?

oh yeah baby, pulls you back, stops..i meann no not that ..yet..*groans*

"do that to him, he's gonna tell the truth"

 

[mark197205]

yeah, riiiiight mark

Bet you never had a 'bad or impure thought either did ya"

My mind is as pure as driven snow....

 

[pleaz_me]

oh yeah baby, pulls you back, stops..i meann no not that ..yet..*groans*

"do that to him, he's gonna tell the truth"

*Giggles*

OH yeah... we were going out to round up the bad guys weren't we?