How often do you poop?

[GimpyIntellect]

I drop one every morning like clockwork.

On occasion, I'll make a second in the evening, but this happens less often. Maybe once or twice a week.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You're officially out of thread ideas.

You reached that point many months ago.

It's time to stop posting. Shh.

- God

Is there a reason you're always combative towards me?

 

[Wrong Element]

For Busybody, it's 43.66 times a day.

Not sure how that works, exactly.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1488117


...and now he's whining.

It was before that.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You're a consistent bore, and a proud Trumper (which means you openly support racism, sexism, and homophobia).

Why are you confused about this?

I can't be too boring, you're in all my threads.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Since I have irritable bowel syndrome, I never, ever ignore nature's call.

 

[rexilion2]

A follow up question. How often do you look at your poop?

 

[thør]

A follow up question. How often do you photograph your poop?

Fixed your post.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm extremely suspicious that you're gonna try to sell me yogurt.

I don't track this- do people track this? Should I be tracking this?

I feel like if I did I wouldn't be in situations like the one where I found myself today- where I'm driving around a town I'm not super familiar with thinking, "What's the best place to shit? Which of these places is the most likely to have one of those bathrooms where it's just one bathroom? Goddamn it digestive system we are SEVERAL HOURS FROM HOME WHY!?"

 

[rexilion2]

Fixed your post.

Bwahaha. I approve the change.

 

[rexilion2]

I feel a poop emoji is required on this thread...

 

[LupusDei]

Anyhow, doing it right now. You asked.

 

[ishtat]

When you get one of those scamming phone calls - usually from an Indian call centre, ask them to excuse you for a minute because you are taking a dump. Then give them the full sound effects of straining reallly really hard to get a result.

If they hang up before you do, that's a win.

 

[IG_88]

Usually just once in the morning. Sometimes I get a twofer.

 

[MNGuy]

Daily, at work.

I spend about 10 minutes pooping and reading.

That is roughly 50 minutes a week.

Which comes close to 48 hours per year

Assuming 2 days a year of work pooping.

Started working at 18, retiring at 67, comes out to getting paid for three months of pooping.

 

[IG_88]

Daily, at work.

I spend about 10 minutes pooping and reading.

That is roughly 50 minutes a week.

Which comes close to 48 hours per year

Assuming 2 days a year of work pooping.

Started working at 18, retiring at 67, comes out to getting paid for three months of pooping.

If you assume 8 bucks an hour (just above the minimum to make it easy) that's 17,280 bucks lifetime for taking a shit. Not bad.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Daily, at work.

I spend about 10 minutes pooping and reading.

That is roughly 50 minutes a week.

Which comes close to 48 hours per year

Assuming 2 days a year of work pooping.

Started working at 18, retiring at 67, comes out to getting paid for three months of pooping.

The boss makes a dollar
and I make a dime,
so that's why I shit
on Company Time.

 

[Rokk0n]

You're officially out of thread ideas.

You reached that point many months ago.

It's time to stop posting. Shh.

- God

^^ The OP's effort produced a rim rider. He should have double flushed the

crapper.

 

[CandiCame]

Daily, at work.

I spend about 10 minutes pooping and reading.

That is roughly 50 minutes a week.

Which comes close to 48 hours per year

Assuming 2 days a year of work pooping.

Started working at 18, retiring at 67, comes out to getting paid for three months of pooping.

Oh my god you shit so quickly. I have to settle in. I can't do that. I feel like that's so fast...

It takes me 10 minutes to get the app open I want to play, like that's my pre-shit time that I need to prepare.

 

[Rokk0n]

This thread got backed up to page 3. Good to see it moving again.

 

[Comshaw]

I'm extremely suspicious that you're gonna try to sell me yogurt.

I don't track this- do people track this? Should I be tracking this?

I feel like if I did I wouldn't be in situations like the one where I found myself today- where I'm driving around a town I'm not super familiar with thinking, "What's the best place to shit? Which of these places is the most likely to have one of those bathrooms where it's just one bathroom? Goddamn it digestive system we are SEVERAL HOURS FROM HOME WHY!?"

Tracking it, scheduling it is a very Sheldonish thing to do.

Oh my god you shit so quickly. I have to settle in. I can't do that. I feel like that's so fast...

It takes me 10 minutes to get the app open I want to play, like that's my pre-shit time that I need to prepare.

I never understood sitting on the shitter for a long time. I'm in done and out in 5 minutes or less. I think that comes from my childhood and the fact that we had an outhouse. I never wanted to sit very long 'cause I had visions of them fucking spiders down there biting me on the balls. Now I shit when I feel like it, how often that is I haven't a clue. Ain't something I keep track of or schedule.


Comshaw