How often do you poop?

[CandiCame]

Tracking it, scheduling it is a very Sheldonish thing to do.



I never understood sitting on the shitter for a long time. I'm in done and out in 5 minutes or less. I think that comes from my childhood and the fact that we had an outhouse. I never wanted to sit very long 'cause I had visions of them fucking spiders down there biting me on the balls. Now I shit when I feel like it, how often that is I haven't a clue. Ain't something I keep track of or schedule.


Comshaw

I have very high ass standards. I want to get the whole thing over with, like empty out my entire digestive track and then be spotlessly clean. You should be able to eat off it.

So if there's even the slightest hint that I might have more to do, then I'll be right there, for as long as it takes.

That's why I don't like shitting in public. Well, for one, you go into a stall so everyone knows that you're shitting, and 2- it's a long haul type of thing. I'm setting up shop. This is Candiland now. If you knock on that door I WILL fly into an uncontrollable rage. I don't care how fucking long the line is. Fuck off. Candiland.

Also I just plain hate shitting outdoors. It ruins the whole trip. I mean like in the treeline or in an outhouse or a shitbucket or whatever- I just hate that. I hate it almost more than I hate anything else.

 

[CandiCame]

Seriously, if you knock on the stall door you are the worst kind of person. Whoever is in there is busy. And for the love of FUCK do not TALK to me. Do not ASK me if I'm in there. Why does anyone think this is ok?

You KNOW I'm in there you can see my shoes.

 

[Adrian69702006]

Usually one to twice a day but it varies depending on what I've eaten and drunk, my state of health, and the weather. Late last year I changed my diet to include more fibre and I thought it would lead to increased regularity but if anything the opposite happened. Then somebody pointed out that if I was upping my fibre intake I also needed to increase my fluid intake as well.

 

[Comshaw]

I feel a poop emoji is required on this thread...

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Comshaw

 

[Rokk0n]

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Comshaw

"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job."

 

[Conager]

I have very high ass standards. I want to get the whole thing over with, like empty out my entire digestive track and then be spotlessly clean. You should be able to eat off it.

So if there's even the slightest hint that I might have more to do, then I'll be right there, for as long as it takes.

That's why I don't like shitting in public. Well, for one, you go into a stall so everyone knows that you're shitting, and 2- it's a long haul type of thing. I'm setting up shop. This is Candiland now. If you knock on that door I WILL fly into an uncontrollable rage. I don't care how fucking long the line is. Fuck off. Candiland.

Also I just plain hate shitting outdoors. It ruins the whole trip. I mean like in the treeline or in an outhouse or a shitbucket or whatever- I just hate that. I hate it almost more than I hate anything else.

I hear that bears don't mind.

It was fun running the thread starter off the GB.

He never came back, either.

Such power; such control. Most impressive.

Sounds like you are the shit!