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You're crazy, Sweetwood! lol "Carted the fevered pussy home?" That's sounds kind of gross.Sweetwood said:The chant of resurrection:
Drowned
on enhancing drugs
she carted the
fevered pussy
home to write
This sounds so hot that much is resurrected
Sweetwood
Lauren, as soon as you feel better, we want the pussy poem!Sweetwood said:Lauren,
I apologize, still just so carried away with this.
I agree with Eve. Please go to bed and get well.
Sweetwood
EEEEEEEE HA HA HASweetwood said:ahem
That would be mine. The head of the lizard was posted on the Hai Ku upstairs.
The rest of the skin, quickly sewn together with the lost bristles of the bottle brush was swept into the screen when Sweetwifes post flushed down literotica.
And hey, carting pussy. The gran ole pasttime of the middle aged gentleman.
*phew, talk about feverish.
Sweetwood
Here U go:Lauren.Hynde said:I have to stop every 3 verses to get clean towels!
I like my statistical data pristine and for the first ten days or two weeks I never clicked on any of my own submissions. The result was that my poems have appeared in tiny font, nearly unreadable and I didn't know about it! When one person (I think it was WE) mentioned it I still didn't pay any attention. Only when Karmadog told me about the small font again I looked for myself. That's when I started to have larger size. Since then if I need to check something (after all, my Literotica submissions serve me as my data base) then I do. I hope that a poem cannot get two views from the same user (whatever it would mean to the system). But I don't know.Lauren.Hynde said:Even better: I bet that if I keep clicking the update button on the page of one of my poems for a couple of hours I could get like 20000 views really quick... don't even need to have pals!
Senna Jawa said:U should know that if your poem has scored 0-99 views then it is unkown. If from 100 to 199 then it is little known. Etc. Here is the full table:
Regards,
- 0-99 -- unknown
- 100-199 -- little known
- 200-499 -- known
- 500-999 -- well known
- 1000-1999 -- popular
- 2000 & above -- cheap trash
It is only fair that I should tell you a bit about the "popularity" of my poorlings. It's been 24 days since my first showed up on Literotica. Altogether my page, at this time, shows 49 titles. 49 is a square of prime 7. Stop, stop... before I go off tangent. Only two of my poems are known and one is little known. My very first poem was welcomed by Judo, and that gave it a nice push, but it is still unknown. It has scored 89 views till now, so it is not too far from being little known, it has to be seen.Senna Jawa said:
- 0-99 -- unknown
- 100-199 -- little known
- 200-499 -- known
- 500-999 -- well known
- 1000-1999 -- popular
- 2000 & above -- cheap trash
Depending on standards.PAUL C said:Following your grid.
I am unknown to a few.
Whilst being a little known to others.
And yet many know me.
I could see a poem in here somewhere.