How popular r U?

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh... not again...

101 Ways to Fuck My Tight Virgin Ass was going to be my next poem!!! Now what?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

And by the way, after only 5 days, My Hot Wet Tight Pussy is my 4th most viewed poem... not bad...

 

[Senna Jawa]

Oh... not again...

101 Ways to Fuck My Tight Virgin Ass was going to be my next poem!!! Now what?

If U'r lucky your poem will be posted as &nbsp "a hundred and one...".   And if U'r not so lucky, it will end up as   "one hundred and one...".

Regards,

 

[WickedEve]

Lauren, has your pussy gotten enough votes to get on the top list? And what kind of scores has your pussy gotten?
I still think there's a chance that your pussy will hit #1
Are you tired of people talking about your pussy, yet? lol

By the way, last year I started a poem titled 101 ways to fuck my tight virgin ass. I ran out of ideas at 99, and that's why I haven't submitted it yet.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren, has your pussy gotten enough votes to get on the top list? And what kind of scores has your pussy gotten?
I still think there's a chance that your pussy will hit #1
Are you tired of people talking about your pussy, yet? lol

By the way, last year I started a poem titled 101 ways to fuck my tight virgin ass. I ran out of ideas at 99, and that's why I haven't submitted it yet.

Everybody wants to take a peek at my pussy, but only six pervs voted...

It has a 4.60 average, that's good enough to get into the top, but I need 10 votes... won't you please help my pussy?

 

[JUDO]

101 Ways?

Do it like Paul Simon...

Be kind from behind, Tynde.
Knees up from the front, Hunt.
Way up in the eave, Steve.
Beneath a wood table, Able.

Upon my Mom's quilt, Milt.
In the last pew, Stew.
Under a fall moon, Boone.
Without a last breath, Seth.

Not too slick, Mick.
While ticklin' my nub, Bub.
Climb a big O, Moe.
Shout in the dark, Clark.

There's twelve. Any body got any more?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

If U'r lucky your poem will be posted as &nbsp "a hundred and one...".   And if U'r not so lucky, it will end up as   "one hundred and one...".

Regards,

no chance of that happening, SJ...
One Hundred And One Ways To Fuck My Tight Virgin Ass has too many characters...

 

[Senna Jawa]

no chance of that happening, SJ...
One Hundred And One Ways To Fuck My Tight Virgin Ass has too many characters...

Your "Tight Virgin Ass" will get the fuck out of the title

 

[WickedEve]

Re: 101 Ways?

Do it like Paul Simon...

Be kind from behind, Tynde.
Knees up from the front, Hunt.
Way up in the eave, Steve.
Beneath a wood table, Able.

Upon my Mom's quilt, Milt.
In the last pew, Stew.
Under a fall moon, Boone.
Without a last breath, Seth.

Not too slick, Mick.
While ticklin' my nub, Bub.
Climb a big O, Moe.
Shout in the dark, Clark.

There's twelve. Any body got any more?

Up against a wall, Paul.
Back of your truck, Chuck.
Do it on a bet, Chet.
Take me doggy style, Lyle.

While I do a cartwheel, Bill.
Covered in your goo, Stu.
Up in a tree, Lee.
Leaning over a fence, Vince.

 

[JUDO]

Make me say "Wow", Ciao.
Even on a train, Wayne.
You're in my caboose, Moose.
With green eggs & ham, Sam.

While on my head, Fred.
With my sister, too, Boo.
After a while, Lyle.
At the golf course, Morse.

Upon my surfboard, Cord.
By light of day, May.
On the meter, Peter.
With two on a bike, Mike.

 

[karmadog]

It'll earn you a kudo, JUDO
On the totter-teeter, smithpeter
gently with that log, karmadog
pull on my weave, WickedEve
don't let the lube get dry, RisiaSkye
stir up my behind, Lauren.Hynde
don't tell my mom, writerdom
If sweetwife says, you could, sweetwood
Do it with power, Senna Jawa
Take the "a" not the "t", UP
and set my ass free!

 

[Senna Jawa]

        It'll earn you a kudo, JUDO
        On the totter-teeter, smithpeter
        gently with that log, karmadog
        pull on my weave, WickedEve
        don't let the lube get dry, RisiaSkye
        stir up my behind, Lauren.Hynde
        don't tell my mom, writerdom
        If sweetwife says, you could, sweetwood
        Do it with power, Senna Jawa
        Take the "a" not the "t", UP
        and set my ass free!

Wow!!!        

 

[Senna Jawa]

the hopelessly unpopular poems on Literotica

If your poem satisfies all three sad conditions:

• has spent at least two weeks on Literotica
• scored on average less than one view per day
• didn't score 40 or more views

then U have the right to feel so depressed about it that U may post the link to your unpopular poem here, in this thread, together with the date it was posted and with the number of views it has scored by the time of posting its link here. But the poem has to meet all three conditions listed above. Then U may bitch too.

I have been on Literotica just under one month, hence I have no chance to bitch, damn it!

BTW, U'll bitch here just for the heck of it. Our board, in my experience, doesn't make much difference to a poem's popularity. But if this thread makes a difference then let us know

Happy bitching, regards,

 

[Senna Jawa]

bitching about having nothing to bitch about

If your poem satisfies all three sad conditions:

• has spent at least two weeks on Literotica
• scored on average less than one view per day
• didn't score 40 or more views

then [...] U may bitch [...]

If U have no poem to complain about then go ahead and bitch about it too. I probably will have a couple of poems which will qualify me to being depressed in about ten days, and later possibly more. Of course, when it comes to ratings I have plenty to feel crushed despite the fact that in the recent few days we lost some votes and our ratings gained as the result of it, I think it happened to several of us, not just to me, I am sure that to Judo too (especially to Judo ; myself, I was affected only a little).

Regards,

 

[Sweetwood]

Vote bitching

My story "Mexican Vacation" was voted on 84 times, it is at 3.95, and it has had 27671 reads.

My worst poem "Let me show you the ropes" has been voted on once, it is at 5.00 (that was me) and has had 41 reads.

My best poem has had 7 votes (one was my own vote for 1, I fucked up) it is at 3.43, and has had 193 reads.

Go figure

Sweetwood

 

[OT]

doing my part to reach 101

in the place where you sat, Pat
gentle past the rim, Tim
NOT! with your mom, Tom
NOT EVER with your dad, Brad
Use lube, not glue, Sue
while cooling by the fan, Jan
rolling down the hill, Jill
bent over from the back, jack

Under the oak tree, O.T.

 

[WickedEve]

It'll earn you a kudo, JUDO
On the totter-teeter, smithpeter
gently with that log, karmadog
pull on my weave, WickedEve
don't let the lube get dry, RisiaSkye
stir up my behind, Lauren.Hynde
don't tell my mom, writerdom
If sweetwife says, you could, sweetwood
Do it with power, Senna Jawa
Take the "a" not the "t", UP
and set my ass free!

You are the DOG!!! Woof!

 

[Senna Jawa]

the # of posts v. "views"

If the number of posts were the number of views of one more of your poems, how high that "poem" would place among your (real) poems, views wise?

In my case it would place on the 3rd place, six "views" ahead of my true 3rd poem (that six includes the present post ), while far behind the top two..

Regards,

 

[JUDO]

Gettin' there!

(We're up to 53 so far...)

Use your big knob, Bob
While over a barrel, Carol
It's what you said, Ted
I'm in number two, Sue

Use the tighter port, Mort
Flick my other berry, Terry
While perusing the Ghetty, Betty
Do whatcha do, Blue

That's a close shave, Dave
Now gimme a kiss, Pris
Ass up and rarein', Darren
Bend over and say "Boo!", Choo

And set my ass free!

(...now 65!)


- Judo

 

[WickedEve]

In a flying plane, Wayne.
Back of the bus, Gus.
Deck of a ship, Kip.
On a speeding train, Blaine.

Sucking on a cherry, Jerry.
Rolling in candy, Andy.
Covered in jam, Sam.
Licking me sweet, Pete.

73

 

[Camille]

Just jump on my ass, Cass
Lick on my slit, Brit
Once round the rim, Jim
Just give to me!

I’m on all fours, Bjorg
You makin me squirt, Bert
A little more cock, Rock
And set yourself free

Do you know that I swallow? Paulo
And I’ll be your ho, Joe
Keep pounding that dick, Rick
I’m getting creamy

I’m down with the girls, Pearl
I lick out your hole, Cole
And shove in a fist, Sis
That’s enough for me

I’m starting to shake, Jake
A pussy earthquake, Kate
A helluva day, Faye
But normal for me

88

 

[JUDO]

Come to my rescue, Fescue.
With either gender, Fender.
My legs're widespread, Ted.
Get buried in me.

You're stuck in my tail, Dale.
Stuff a hot second hole, Cole.
Apply a lotta lube, Rube.
And pump away free.

Pull offa my skirt, Bert.
One side with that thong, Dong.
Spread open your buns, Nuns.
And pray for relief.

I'm breathin' too hard, Pard.
Been shakin' my knees, Dees.
My mind's just gone blank, Hank
I'm cummin' outloud.

And now for the last, Hon.
Make with the jive, Clive.
A hundred and one, we're done.
I'm ridin, you drive.



Whoo-hoo! A hundred and one ways to fuck my ass!

- Judo

 

[Senna Jawa]

U should know that if your poem has scored 0-99 views then it is unkown. If from 100 to 199 then it is little known. Etc. Here is the full table:

• 0-99   --   unknown
• 100-199   --   little known
• 200-499   --   known
• 500-999   --   well known
• 1000-1999   --   popular
• 2000 & above --   cheap trash

Regards,

A similar list according to the average number of "views" per day may be more(?) telling. Of course the first week of a poem is a different story (however the high scorers will stand out already). The first week behavior should have its own stats. In principle the stable statistics starts after 40 (days, not years).

 

[KillerMuffin]

I have a poem that has 28 views and 2 votes. It's been up for about a year now. *sigh*

I also have a poem that has over 4 thousand votes and over 50 votes. It's been up for about a year as well.

So am I pathetic or a trash whore?

 

[_Land]

I have a poem that has 28 views and 2 votes. It's been up for about a year now. *sigh*

I also have a poem that has over 4 thousand votes and over 50 votes. It's been up for about a year as well.

So am I pathetic or a trash whore?

ermmmmm you want me to answer that ?
LOL
I think the real porblem lies in the fact that most readers on this site are pathetic whores looking for trash...... not that what we write is pathetic(maybee i should say you, we means what i write isnt pathetic) It is the fact that readers on this board are after a quick hormone fix. Most of them dont write, or understand writing.....not that i do*sigh* Anyway that said, my seed spent, i will wilt away, into my green briefs.