How small is small

[SallyIsHere]

perspective

The fact that this guy might actually help with the laundry is more important than the size of his dick any day, LOL

 

[SallyIsHere]

oops

Forgot the laundry guy.

 

[SlickTony]

Yowza! It's to be hoped that he hangs long. Because if that cock grows much more it'd be a classic case of too much of a good thing.

 

[CorsetLvr]

Years ago I dated this guy that was about 5'2" tall. He was built like a jockey. When I finally got around to going to bed with him I was shocked. He had something like a 9" cock. On him it looked like it was 2 ft. long. Needless to say I learned not to judge a book by its cover from this experience.

 

[SlickTony]

Needless to say I learned not to judge a book by its cover from this experience.

Wow. I guess I should have done more research. Too late now.

 

[SlickTony]

One thing you can say about a dick size thread--people can't seem to stay neutral on the subject.

 

[Bridget69]

For me, it's not about size but about how well you use it.

 

[SlickTony]

I dunno--that guy with the two-incher would have to use it awfully damn well.

 

[averageblonde]

My boyfriend is about 7 inches, and that seems to be fine with me. He was my first though, so I guess I can't really compare it to anything other than my dildos that I played with. They were usually about 5 inches long and 2 inches wide. My best friend thinks that anything over 5 inches is fine. If it's smaller, you better hope that you have a good tongue.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I dunno--that guy with the two-incher would have to use it awfully damn well.

and so did sharpie guy....

 

[SlickTony]

What's this guy's trouble anyway? Does he imagine we're talking about his unit?

 

[TBKahuna123]

I've come to a conclusion: I'm hung like a horse! All this time I thought I was just another average joe, but now I know, I'm packin! Thanks Eilan, you've opened my eyes. And to think this whole time I've been carrying heat and didn't know it.

OK, who's wants to be the first to ride Godzilla?

 

[Kerridwyn]

5" is average, gawd I feel like John Doe then

Mind you being down here in Australia well I dont know what the average is however I am 8.5" in length and 4" in girth

 

[TBKahuna123]

5" is average, gawd I feel like John Doe then

Mind you being down here in Australia well I dont know what the average is however I am 8.5" in length and 4" in girth

SO am I, measured from the spleen.

Well, whos to say where the spleen stops and the penis starts?

 

[Eilan]

SO am I, measured from the spleen.

Well, whos to say where the spleen stops and the penis starts?

You're doing it wrong. When you measure your cock, you're supposed to start at your asshole and wrap the tape measure around your balls a couple of times.

 

[TBKahuna123]

You're doing it wrong. When you measure your cock, you're supposed to start at your asshole and wrap the tape measure around your balls a couple of times.

Thanks a lot! I tried this and the tape slipped out of my hand and shot back into the tape measure at a high rate of speed! I now have a stinging cut near the head and what I believe will become a nasty blood blister near the base of my scrotum!

I would kindly suggest that next time you suggest such a dangerous proceedure, you should specify using a CLOTH tape, rather than a standard metal tape measure.

 

[australwind]

5" is average, gawd I feel like John Doe then

Mind you being down here in Australia well I dont know what the average is however I am 8.5" in length and 4" in girth

In Australia............we grow 'em big.........not that I've noticed!!!!

 

[australwind]

Thanks a lot! I tried this and the tape slipped out of my hand and shot back into the tape measure at a high rate of speed! I now have a stinging cut near the head and what I believe will become a nasty blood blister near the base of my scrotum!

I would kindly suggest that next time you suggest such a dangerous proceedure, you should specify using a CLOTH tape, rather than a standard metal tape measure.

ROFLMAO............



This is NOT the time you should get out the DIY equipment.......ask you wife to loan you something from her sewing kit....much safer!!!!

 

[warrior queen]

if you have to ask....
then yes - you're too small.

 

[TBKahuna123]

if you have to ask....
then yes - you're too small.

This may be the most intelligent, logical post I've ever seen on a cock size thread. I'm impressed.

 

[TBKahuna123]

ROFLMAO............



This is NOT the time you should get out the DIY equipment.......ask you wife to loan you something from her sewing kit....much safer!!!!

Well, hindsight is 20/20.

BTW, I'm very upset at the lack of responses to my offer from the women of this board. Godzilla is looking depressed today. Have you ever seen a penis pout? Would it help if I said I do laundry?

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Well, hindsight is 20/20.

BTW, I'm very upset at the lack of responses to my offer from the women of this board. Godzilla is looking depressed today. Have you ever seen a penis pout? Would it help if I said I do laundry?

did you say laundry? *perk*

 

[Halo_n_horns]

if you have to ask....
then yes - you're too small.

That's right up there with when a woman asks a man if a certain article of clothing makes her ass look fat. No. The article doesn't make your ass look fat. Your ass is just fat.

Y'know your dick is too small when you need an electron microscope to measure its length and girth.

Probably the smartest thing to do if you're worried that your dick is small in any way would be to find PLENTY of other ways to make up for it.

Now quit dwelling and move on. These "small penis" threads are getting boring.

 

[australwind]

Well, hindsight is 20/20.

BTW, I'm very upset at the lack of responses to my offer from the women of this board. Godzilla is looking depressed today. Have you ever seen a penis pout? Would it help if I said I do laundry?

You offered?????



*pointing*


There's the laundry basket!

 

[Mr Eames]

tape measurer, calculator, and high school anatomy text

ROFLMAO...TBK and Eilan

[Standing naked in my bathroom trying to remember TBK and Eilan's directions]
So it's from the spleen...around my balls twice....and down the shaft?!?!?

[Flipping through old highschool Human Anatomy text book]
I can't find the penis measurement diagram, all they have is a fuzzy looking vagina picture and a soft penis bisection. The next page is on seminal fluid....DAMN, where's my spleen anyways?

Flippin forget it.....

Hell, just use the shoe size method. If you penis isn't half as big as your shoe size you are still growing. So what if you are 37, penises continue to grow until you are like 97 or so, right?