How stupid is Homburg?

[StrayKat]

I'm sure it's an effort. Comedy relief and all that.

Probably. Sadly its not even funny nor original. Half of my PMs sound like that

 

[Etoile]

I think it's somebody from LambdaMOO. It's calling us men. Next it will want chats. Yup.

 

[Homburg]

*throws bad porn music into the 8-track*


... hello gentlemen.

Don't worry, ma'am. I'm a professional.

*gropes*

Oh, your dress. It has fallen off.

 

[CaptainJack09]

Thank you, good and kind chaps, for your continued response to my ever growing thread. It brings me the utmost joy and pleasure to see such meaningful banter contributed to my cause, and I do sincerely wish to see the continued growth of the discussion. Whatever happens, under no circumstances should all of you lovely citizens stop posting and ignore this thread. That would be simply awful. I implore you.

 

[Etoile]

Reverse psychology is for hippies.

 

[00Syd]

Reverse psychology is for hippies.

Also Cretins.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Reverse psychology is for hippies.

Also Cretins.

It's not nice to pick on the hippies and cretins, you know...

 

[Keroin]

It's not nice to pick on the hippies and cretins, you know...

I like cretins on my salad. They're crunchy!

 

[CaptainJack09]

I like cretins on my salad. They're crunchy!

i like u in my salad cuz ur a hot peece uf @$$

pm for cyber bb

 

[Sir_Winston54]

i like u in my salad cuz ur a hot peece uf @$$

pm for cyber bb

That's about as likely as you ever getting me to spank you. And you have no chance in hell of ever getting me to spank you for any sum less than five digits before the decimal point (in U.S. funds only).

 

[Keroin]

That's about as likely as you ever getting me to spank you.

QFT

Unless, course, Chuck should suddenly develop a "K having cyber sex with an inbred" fantasy. *Cue banjo music*

 

[rida]

But then I still think it's an alt of a regular.

Will the regular that has so much free time to make an alt, give me some of that time?

I could do with, let's say, about 2 extra hours a day.

Thank you.











rolleyes

 

[Evil_Geoff]

NC? Did you move? I thought you were pretty far down in SC?

I lived in Columbia (just about the center of the state) until January, 2009. I relocated to Graham, just outside of Burlington, to be with Tori, one of my partners. The move cut the travel time for lacy (our other partner) from 3.5 hours down to about 1.5 hours.

Logistically, logically, emotionally... it all worked out.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

My life's goal. MILFing complete! *Asian pose*

Yay for Asian posing MILF's! ! !

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Hey! Back off. I asked him first.

missginger, if Winston is not available, I could be...

 

[Homburg]

I lived in Columbia (just about the center of the state) until January, 2009. I relocated to Graham, just outside of Burlington, to be with Tori, one of my partners. The move cut the travel time for lacy (our other partner) from 3.5 hours down to about 1.5 hours.

Logistically, logically, emotionally... it all worked out.

That's cool. Good on ya, man!