YmaOHyd
Wife Guy
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I have a standing rule, when they're not on their knees of flat on their backs, their feet usually reach the ground...
Standing rule, get it...![]()
It was his feet that were particularly noticeable. He wore boots with extremely thick soles.
"So's me feet touch the ground," he said.
"Don't they... er... touch the ground in ordinary boots?"
"Nope. Orthopedic problem, see. Like... you know how a lot of people's got one leg shorter than the other? Funny thing, with me it's-"
"Don't tell me," said Rincewind. "Sometimes I get these amazing flashes... Both legs are shorter than the other, right?"
"Amazing. O' course, I can see you're a wizard," said Boy Willie. "You'd know about this sort of thing."