LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

How to ask her ya wanna play with her titties

Maybe the OP could find a kindred spirit in another Litster who often wants to know how to approach the ladies with creepy inappropriate questions.
 
NippleMuncher said:
The least you people could do is be helpful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRnAxuCw-w0


:D
Click to expand...

That's funny. Paying her could be one option for the OP.

I was in Vegas about 10 years ago and had been casino hopping one night with two male friends. We were feeling no pain by the time we bellied up to a lobby bar in the casino we were staying at. There was a woman sitting at the bar by herself with very large breasts and wearing a very skimpy dress. She was definitely looking to get attention.

My male friends were dying over her breasts and the three of us were betting on whether those puppies were real or fake. So I decide, with many vodka/Redbulls backing me, to go over and talk with the lovely lady.

The conversation pretty much went something like this:

Me - My friends and I were just noticing how beautiful you are and that you are sitting all alone. Waiting for someone?
Her - My husband is upstairs. He couldn't hang anymore and fell asleep.
Me - Would you like to come sit with us?
Her - Sure, that would be great.

She moves down a few seats and is now sitting next to one of my friends. I am standing behind her seat and she is talking with all three of us.

Me - Your breasts are absolutely amazing.
Her - Thank you. They cost enough.
Me - Oh, they aren't real? Wow, I would have never known. Your doctor did an incredible job. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Her - Yeah, he did...didn't he?
Me - I have thought about getting a boob job before. Would you mind if I touch one to see how they feel compared to a normal breast?

This was the alcohol talking at this point. She pauses and then answers me.

Her - Sure

She is turned in her chair facing my friend and I am now standing facing her side. The dress she is wearing is animal print and has two panels that come up from the waist and tie behind her neck. So I slide my hand slowly underneath the fabric of the top of her dress onto the top of her bare breast. I remember her nipple being so hard. I rubbed my hand over it for a few moments. My friends were dying.

Me - Do you mind if I touch the other one too? Just for comparison purposes?
Her - Not at all.

So there goes my hand, sliding over to the other breast and getting extremely turned on by this stranger allowing me to fondle her. She just sat there smiling and giggling. When I was finished feeling her in the middle of the casino, I thanked her and went and took my seat between my two friends. They were blown away at what they had just witnessed and still mention it sometimes when we get together.

True Story!

I guess my point to all this is....maybe the OP should just come out and ask her. You never know what might happen. What does he have to lose....other than a friendship?
 
That's a great story, Eden! Betcha your friends could have joined in too if they'd have asked.
 
NippleMuncher said:
That's a great story, Eden! Betcha your friends could have joined in too if they'd have asked.
Click to expand...

Glad you liked it. :)

That is exactly my point....I asked and I received...they sat silently and just got wood. You never know if you don't ask.

Of course if I were the OP, I would probably brush up on my communication skills first.
 
Edensgarden said:
Glad you liked it. :)

That is exactly my point....I asked and I received...they sat silently and just got wood. You never know if you don't ask.

Of course if I were the OP, I would probably brush up on my communication skills first.
Click to expand...

You obviously had a firm grip on the situation. Or was that grasp?
 
Edensgarden said:
That's funny. Paying her could be one option for the OP.

I was in Vegas about 10 years ago and had been casino hopping one night with two male friends. We were feeling no pain by the time we bellied up to a lobby bar in the casino we were staying at. There was a woman sitting at the bar by herself with very large breasts and wearing a very skimpy dress. She was definitely looking to get attention.

My male friends were dying over her breasts and the three of us were betting on whether those puppies were real or fake. So I decide, with many vodka/Redbulls backing me, to go over and talk with the lovely lady.

The conversation pretty much went something like this:

Me - My friends and I were just noticing how beautiful you are and that you are sitting all alone. Waiting for someone?
Her - My husband is upstairs. He couldn't hang anymore and fell asleep.
Me - Would you like to come sit with us?
Her - Sure, that would be great.

She moves down a few seats and is now sitting next to one of my friends. I am standing behind her seat and she is talking with all three of us.

Me - Your breasts are absolutely amazing.
Her - Thank you. They cost enough.
Me - Oh, they aren't real? Wow, I would have never known. Your doctor did an incredible job. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Her - Yeah, he did...didn't he?
Me - I have thought about getting a boob job before. Would you mind if I touch one to see how they feel compared to a normal breast?

This was the alcohol talking at this point. She pauses and then answers me.

Her - Sure

She is turned in her chair facing my friend and I am now standing facing her side. The dress she is wearing is animal print and has two panels that come up from the waist and tie behind her neck. So I slide my hand slowly underneath the fabric of the top of her dress onto the top of her bare breast. I remember her nipple being so hard. I rubbed my hand over it for a few moments. My friends were dying.

Me - Do you mind if I touch the other one too? Just for comparison purposes?
Her - Not at all.

So there goes my hand, sliding over to the other breast and getting extremely turned on by this stranger allowing me to fondle her. She just sat there smiling and giggling. When I was finished feeling her in the middle of the casino, I thanked her and went and took my seat between my two friends. They were blown away at what they had just witnessed and still mention it sometimes when we get together.

True Story!

I guess my point to all this is....maybe the OP should just come out and ask her. You never know what might happen. What does he have to lose....other than a friendship?
Click to expand...

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/274/randy_marsh_covered_in_ectoplasm.jpg
 
One of the barmaids at a pub I used to frequent got some front end work done. While I never got to get a handful, I do have pics of them. She was proudly showing them off one night at a private party at the pub. I should have asked for a handful. :D
 
*subscribe*

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! This thread is awesome!

This has been a Public Service Announcement. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

*still laughing*
 
Edensgarden said:
I was in Vegas about 10 years ago and had been casino hopping one night...
Click to expand...

Similar experience. Sitting with a partner at a club, a woman who is similar to your description of proportion and clothing sat opposite a few feet away. My partner whispered to me "Look at those breasts!". I immediately leaned forward and with a cheeky smile said "We have just been admiring your breasts. Would you be kind enough to show them to us". Smile was met with smile and with a giggle she pulled the material to the sides to display her wonders.
 
Yes, I'd like to know how, as a woman, how can I try to pick one up for one nighters..
 
I'm a bit miffed that the original poster hasn't come back to revel in our helpful suggestions. I really want him to try these ideas. There are some keepers here.
 
pmann said:
I'm a bit miffed that the original poster hasn't come back to revel in our helpful suggestions. I really want him to try these ideas. There are some keepers here.
Click to expand...

Yep - and I agree. Delivery is everything :D
pmann said:
You just have to let a girl know you want her titties in yer mouf. That's it. Simple. Don't beat around the bush (heeheehee). Just let her know.
Click to expand...

mind you I reckon this one will achieve something...

r_mck said:
"Hey, bitch, get 'em titties out."

That's what I do, anyway. :eek:
Click to expand...

especially if the former best friend is around...
 
NightL said:
Similar experience. Sitting with a partner at a club, a woman who is similar to your description of proportion and clothing sat opposite a few feet away. My partner whispered to me "Look at those breasts!". I immediately leaned forward and with a cheeky smile said "We have just been admiring your breasts. Would you be kind enough to show them to us". Smile was met with smile and with a giggle she pulled the material to the sides to display her wonders.
Click to expand...

I find women with fake boobies usually love them and want to show them off. I always take it the step further as stated above and ask for a feel....just for comparison purposes of course....as I have never touched a fake one. :rolleyes:
 
Edensgarden said:
I find women with fake boobies usually love them and want to show them off. I always take it the step further as stated above and ask for a feel....just for comparison purposes of course....as I have never touched a fake one. :rolleyes:
Click to expand...

And how was it?
 
A friend of mine got hers done recently and she lets me touch them all the time haha

They feel very very firm... it's like they have a resistance, a bit like a bouncy ball but they do feel nice.
 
LikeASnowflake said:
A friend of mine got hers done recently and she lets me touch them all the time haha

They feel very very firm... it's like they have a resistance, a bit like a bouncy ball but they do feel nice.
Click to expand...

But is she married to your best friend? ;)
 
Ellafun said:
But is she married to your best friend? ;)
Click to expand...

haha nope. LOL sorry can't help him with that problem.

I do feel like it's easier for women to touch their friend's boobs rather than for men though. Like for me my girlfriends can touch my boobs I wouldn't mind at all but my male friends... not so much.
 
Edensgarden said:
I've never touched a fake one.....I didn't like....at least while I was touching it. ;)
Click to expand...

CUT CUT CUT!!!!

Okay. Let's try this scene again. Sexier this time. More descriptive. You're enjoying the fake boobs, getting turned on aaaaaaaand action!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

R
How To Plan Writing And Other Projects
Replies
3
Views
225
LookN2Talk
LookN2Talk
Q
How to get your wife to Cuckold you
Replies
8
Views
1K
Rob_Royale
Rob_Royale
asha4fun
How to politely decline RP requests when all you are looking for is a conversation
Replies
17
Views
455
Winchester3030
Winchester3030
K
How do tell wife i want a ffm
Replies
21
Views
2K
curioustxn
C
PierceDe
... Get Your Spouse to Admit to Cheating
Replies
20
Views
1K
CEOescape
CEOescape
Back
Top