How to ask her ya wanna play with her titties

[Lord Pmann]

haha nope. LOL sorry can't help him with that problem.

I do feel like it's easier for women to touch their friend's boobs rather than for men though. Like for me my girlfriends can touch my boobs I wouldn't mind at all but my male friends... not so much.

Well that's just plain sexist. I demand equal rights. As a male, I'm tired of getting walked all over and being treated like a second class citizen, not having the same rights to touch boobs and such. I'm going to start a protest and burn my boxers. "Hear me roar!!"

"Ladies hear my quest!
I want to touch your breasts!"

That's my protest chant. And here is a pic of a penis holding up a protest sign:

http://www.vectorstock.com/i/composite/99,44/man-holding-a-protest-sign-vector-269944.jpg

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Well that's just plain sexist. I demand equal rights. As a male, I'm tired of getting walked all over and being treated like a second class citizen, not having the same rights to touch boobs and such. I'm going to start a protest and burn my boxers. "Hear me roar!!"

"Ladies hear my quest!
I want to touch your breasts!"

That's my protest chant. And here is a pic of a penis holding up a protest sign:

http://www.vectorstock.com/i/composite/99,44/man-holding-a-protest-sign-vector-269944.jpg

Hahahahaha I hear you I hear you. It's just that when women touch your boobs it's for different motives than when men do it. Like if a gay man asked me I'd gladly volunteer. It's just different dynamics.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hahahahaha I hear you I hear you. It's just that when women touch your boobs it's for different motives than when men do it. Like if a gay man asked me I'd gladly volunteer. It's just different dynamics.

Heeeeeey girlfriend. Those are some fierce Louboutins you're wearing there. You know how to make it work. (snaps fingers in air)

 

[Edensgarden]

Hahahahaha I hear you I hear you. It's just that when women touch your boobs it's for different motives than when men do it. Like if a gay man asked me I'd gladly volunteer. It's just different dynamics.

And that exact mentality is what allows me to get a handful....for comparison purposes of course.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Heeeeeey girlfriend. Those are some fierce Louboutins you're wearing there. You know how to make it work. (snaps fingers in air)

Like that LOL.

Funny story. Me and my friend were at the club and we met some cool people and we thought one of the guys was gay. So we started dancing with him which was fun at first. Until he started to feel us up LOL. Then we knew he wasn't.

Anyway.. it could work if the guy pretended he was gay.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

And that exact mentality is what allows me to get a handful....for comparison purposes of course.

Haha it's true though... I mean girls always end up talking about their boobs etc. and then you start comparing. Especially if you have larger boobs I guess.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think girls should allow me in those boob conversations. That and panty shopping. You girls should really take me panty shopping.

All of these things might happen if I wasn't such a rapey Dave.

I would try to pretend I'm gay, but I'm so damned rugged with these seersucker pants and Brooks Brothers shirts, I don't think I could pass.

 

[xBuxombabex]

Being gay definitely works - my hubby's gay friend gets to motorboat my boobs whenever he's a bit tipsy!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Discrimination based on gender and sexual orientation huh? I've just got to say, it's a tough time to be a white, straight male in the world these days.

Lemme guess, guys with stable jobs need not apply to touch boobies?

All I have to say, is I bet there are some crafty gay dudes out there. I mean, gay or straight, who doesn't like boobies?????

 

[NippleMuncher]

Being gay definitely works - my hubby's gay friend gets to motorboat my boobs whenever he's a bit tipsy!

Now THAT would be something I would protest for equal rights for!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now THAT would be something I would protest for equal rights for!

This is absolute bullshit NM. We are being discriminated against. I've got Gloria Allred on the phone. That crow will sort this whole thing out and we will be feeling our friends' wives' titties before the night is over.

 

[martinca2b]

To the OP, disregard all those making a mockery of your thread, here's what you do:

Take a snake as a pet. Train your snake to bite anyhing that looks like breasts. Brig the snake to your friends house when you know his wife will be home alone and unleash you breast-attacking pet on her titties. Explain to her that your snake's venom is poisonous and her best chance for survival is for you to suck the venom for her breasts. Voila!

Almost forgot to add...don't actually use a snake with lethal venom, just tell her it's lethal. It would be a shame to kill someone (especially your best friend's wife) just for a chance to "suck on there titties."

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I have an idea....

What if you make a game out of touching her boobs? Something like you're at a bar, you both are tipsy and you could ask her ''I bet you wouldn't let me touch your boobs.'' or something like that. A more playful approach might really work.

 

[mwmnpa]

I don't get on Lit that much anymore. Got a little down time, and found this gem. I can't stop laughing. And apparently the OP's body of work runs along similar lines.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't get on Lit that much anymore. Got a little down time, and found this gem. I can't stop laughing. And apparently the OP's body of work runs along similar lines.

I read every post of his yesterday. I love this guy. He's a gem.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I have an idea....

What if you make a game out of touching her boobs? Something like you're at a bar, you both are tipsy and you could ask her ''I bet you wouldn't let me touch your boobs.'' or something like that. A more playful approach might really work.

Better yet, "close your eyes and guess what part of your body I'm touching!" Another good variant is "what am I touching you with".

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Better yet, "close your eyes and guess what part of your body I'm touching!" Another good variant is "what am I touching you with".

You Mister, have a dirty mind. LOL

 

[NippleMuncher]

You Mister, have a dirty mind. LOL

I do indeed, and you wouldn't have me any other way!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I do indeed, and you wouldn't have me any other way!

True! Always be yourself.

 

[Primalex]

1) Bet money that you can make her nipples hard without touching them at all.

2) Fondle her tits.

3) Tell her, you lost the bet.

4) Pay. And smile.

 

[Scentofawoman]

To the OP, disregard all those making a mockery of your thread, here's what you do:

Take a snake as a pet. Train your snake to bite anyhing that looks like breasts. Brig the snake to your friends house when you know his wife will be home alone and unleash you breast-attacking pet on her titties. Explain to her that your snake's venom is poisonous and her best chance for survival is for you to suck the venom for her breasts. Voila!

Almost forgot to add...don't actually use a snake with lethal venom, just tell her it's lethal. It would be a shame to kill someone (especially your best friend's wife) just for a chance to "suck on there titties."

Bwahahaha!

Roflmao!