How to explain what mommy was doing...

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[SC_Chiver]

Yeah, it was pretty detailed. But, it doesn't take much to spark the PM assault, as I'm sure you can imagine. Men being willing to hump vacuum cleaners and all...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

 

[bailadora]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

The things some people do in the pursuit of pleasure sometimes baffle me. In a weird sort of way, this reminds me of an episode of Grey's Anatomy. The patient kinked on cock torture, so he stuck his dick in a hornet nest! Ended up having to have surgery to save his penis.

 

[SC_Chiver]

The things some people do in the pursuit of pleasure sometimes baffle me. In a weird sort of way, this reminds me of an episode of Grey's Anatomy. The patient kinked on cock torture, so he stuck his dick in a hornet nest! Ended up having to have surgery to save his penis.

I don't care how desperate I was, I'd never seek pleasure from a vacuum cleaner. And a hornets' nest? Fuck that! I think you're right, when it gets to that level it's more of a kink or taboo thing than anything else.

 

[Hypoxia]

This question can lead to dark places. The 9-yr-old walking in on Mom's jilling session is one thing. Walking in on Mom and Dad humping is another. Walking in on Mom or Dad humping someone else is yet another -- and my youngest sister had that terrible encounter. Walking in on Mom and/or Dad and various others in a group session ramps up to another level.

How to deal with such situations? Is door-locking sufficient? You'd better have your explanations / excuses prepared ahead of time. Maybe kids should be exposed to familial nudity and sexuality (and Internet porn) so they AREN'T traumatized by a sudden encounter.

 

[Primalex]

One other word of advice, put a lock on your bedroom door. The best way to do this is to replace the existing doorknob with a locking style. A "bedroom/bathroom" knob would be best, but you can also use a keyed entry style lock if you want to maintain total control over the room, even when you're not there.

A great way to make someone curious.

 

[NippleMuncher]

A great way to make someone curious.

Maybe so, but if certain people can't understand the reasoning behind a closed door, personal privacy, and common courtesy of knocking before entering, then upping the ante to locks would be a good thing.

Again, it bears noting that if you expect your kids to have the common courtesy of knocking on a closed door, parents should exercise the same courtesy and respect with their kids.

 

[imemkay]

One other word of advice, put a lock on your bedroom door. The best way to do this is to replace the existing doorknob with a locking style. A "bedroom/bathroom" knob would be best, but you can also use a keyed entry style lock if you want to maintain total control over the room, even when you're not there.

Keyed entry style lock? Amateur! Retinal scanner is the only way to go!!

 

[Eilan]

Again, it bears noting that if you expect your kids to have the common courtesy of knocking on a closed door, parents should exercise the same courtesy and respect with their kids.

Yup. We knock, and we expect the kids to knock. In a household of six, we do what we can to respect privacy.

 

[Longbow_Sir]

oops

Growing up when My parents door was closed it ment knock and maybe gain entry .Years later I understood what it meant when My daughter charged into the bedroom while the wife and I were occupied it took a while to explain that one...But worse yet years later I walked into My home to find My son and his girl friend buck naked and going at it like rabbits THAT is still burned into My minds eye( a time and place for everything..just they chose poorly)

 

[jodylee]

Yes, we have a lock on the door, I just plain forgot and didn't think he would be up that early. Never again ;-). It was swung mostly shut, and he usually doesn't come In the room.

Thanks for the advice, all, and no deal was made at all. He hasn't said anything yet, and the answer will be "private". I masturbated at an early age, so I tried to stay in my room, and let my parents sleep in.

Thanks again for all the good and kind words!

 

[AmandaJane]

Hey Jody, you need to keep in mind that you know in great detail what you were doing; however, you don't know what he actually saw. So when or if he asks you about it keep it simple and answer only the question he asks. Don't lie! Don't say to much.

 

[shykittyme]

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[amyforfun]

Well, heck. I wish I'd thought of the retinal-scan thingy...

Bedroom door closed and locked at our house means 'knock'. 14 yr old son decided instead one evening that he would jimmie the lock with a knife (never did find out why) and walked in on his dad's head between my legs.

Yep, he never tried that again...

Sorry, that made me laugh. We have explained to our kids that if our door is closed, you may walk in on something you DON'T want to see, and never un-see.

 

[Blazexx]

Thank goodness my daughters are grown and out of the house. Although I would not have had a problem explaining to them what was going on there. Kids will figure things out on their own anyway and locked doors will just be challange for them. My advice is not to worry about it.

 

[shykittyme]

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[GiggLeGasm]

that whole locked door thing..

One time, years ago, my middle son knocked on the door mid-loving. We arranged ourselves the best we could and told him to "come in"

He made a little small talk before we were able to convince him to leave and (at the very last minute) He put his hand on the doorknob and blurted quickly, "have fun having sex!"

lol.. I'm sure his brothers put him up it

They know.. they don't know the details.. but they know

 

[Hypoxia]

All the above is just so real-world. In a fantasy world, the kid barging in on their parents fuckfest would just be invited to join in, and maybe bring some friends. Couldn't post that tale on LIT, of course -- it would be straight-to-torrent.

 

[amyforfun]

that whole locked door thing..

One time, years ago, my middle son knocked on the door mid-loving. We arranged ourselves the best we could and told him to "come in"

He made a little small talk before we were able to convince him to leave and (at the very last minute) He put his hand on the doorknob and blurted quickly, "have fun having sex!"

lol.. I'm sure his brothers put him up it

They know.. they don't know the details.. but they know

All the above is just so real-world. In a fantasy world, the kid barging in on their parents fuckfest would just be invited to join in, and maybe bring some friends. Couldn't post that tale on LIT, of course -- it would be straight-to-torrent.

Those both made me laugh!