How to get the pants off
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MiloDRemix
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Like... literally how do you take the pants off of a girl while maintaining a liplock? If you're trying to be very suave about it... first it depends on what kind of pants she is wearing. If they button or zip you just reach down with with hand and undo the restraints... then you push the fabric down and... this is really dumb. You take her pants off the same way you take your own damn pants off ::rather cranky tonight::.
Anyhow, if you don't want to break the liplock then you can do one of my favorite little moves, push the pants down halfway and then lift the girl up to cling to your chest and push them the rest of the way down. It's rather hard to pull off without looking like a moron though and a lot of different factors play into that.
The best way to get a woman's pants off without looking retarded is to lay her down on the bed/floor/couch/whatever and start kissing her... work your way down her body and then work the pants off while running your lips over the new areas you're discovering.
Hope that helps. Well, actually, I know it won't.
Anyhow, if you don't want to break the liplock then you can do one of my favorite little moves, push the pants down halfway and then lift the girl up to cling to your chest and push them the rest of the way down. It's rather hard to pull off without looking like a moron though and a lot of different factors play into that.
The best way to get a woman's pants off without looking retarded is to lay her down on the bed/floor/couch/whatever and start kissing her... work your way down her body and then work the pants off while running your lips over the new areas you're discovering.
Hope that helps. Well, actually, I know it won't.
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ANY WAY WE CAN!Tazidevil said:
This is almost funny, but I think you were serious.
It's really mind over matter. Once we reach that point of no return, nothing stops us. All the sports, working out, throwing balls, doing yoga - it all leads up to that one moment, getting those pants down any way we can.
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...My boyfriend can't figure out how to get me to keep my pants on. He can turn around for one second and look back and I am nude and going for his zipper. Your question really is kind of confusing... so I'm going to just go with whatever Milo told you, lol. I'm sure it was very *special* advice.
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Re: Re: How to get the pants off
Haha, screw you honey... screw you. We all aren't blessed with a psychonymphoblowjobTania so sometimes people who aren't Chris need a little extra advice 
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Haha, screw you honey... screw you
. We all aren't blessed with a psychonymphoblowjobTania so sometimes people who aren't Chris need a little extra advice .Tazidevil said:
Is there a reason why you have to continue kissing to do this? Frankly, I think it is far more sexy and erotic when a man breaks the lip lock and puts his concentration on what he's doing. Why? Because his hands are touching me and his eyes are looking at me and I know he wants to see me without them on!
Knowing some one is watching/looking at you while undressing is so freakin' sexy!
But, in fair answer to your question: women's slacks can be a complicated matter. I know. Most of my dress slacks have a button and a hook, besides a zipper. Men's pants don't have this, and it throws them, unless they are watching what they are doing! Jeans? Heck, their the same as what you have on!
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I was serious for the fact that I am a complete novice. Just to paranoid abou getting decked (considering the gal is a kick boxer and we really aren't dating). Thanks for the suggestions though. If anyone else has a nice little trick or way of hinting for her to help pease tell.
-=the pure boy=-
-=the pure boy=-
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getting her pants off
Dude, you can be all the slick willie you want to be. Don't kid yourself with slick moves.
If she likes you and that moment does come where you shed your close follow the suggestions that people gave you. Sexychelle knows her stuff.
Beliveve she will punch your lights out if you put one of your slick moves on her and she is not into you.
The risk comes with the territory, be a man.
Dude, you can be all the slick willie you want to be. Don't kid yourself with slick moves.
If she likes you and that moment does come where you shed your close follow the suggestions that people gave you. Sexychelle knows her stuff.
Beliveve she will punch your lights out if you put one of your slick moves on her and she is not into you.
The risk comes with the territory, be a man.
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when will we learn
I lecture about this very thing in my college sex class. We tend, when young, to do most things sexual under the safe umbrella of the KISS. It's kind of a way of ignoring what we are doing.
Remember when you were young--when were your breasts touched; when you were kissing. When was your penis touched; when you were kissing. When did that hand slide down your panties; when you were kissing. The kiss is the great protector of our purity---and our immaturity. If this were any other behavior other than sex, about which we are so repressed, we would consider it very rude manners. In other words, what business do we have talking off other people's pants without asking permission. It is ironic that the young women we have repressed so much would, if drunk or kissing, not protest if someone took off their pants. However, if you asked them directly if you could take off their pants and pleasure them, they would be totally flabergasted, embarrassed and maybe even pissed.
I opinion is that if young kick boxers can't say aloud that they would love to have their pants removed, they probably are in over their heads and you should slow down.
Silence is not erotic, communication is.
Steve
I lecture about this very thing in my college sex class. We tend, when young, to do most things sexual under the safe umbrella of the KISS. It's kind of a way of ignoring what we are doing.
Remember when you were young--when were your breasts touched; when you were kissing. When was your penis touched; when you were kissing. When did that hand slide down your panties; when you were kissing. The kiss is the great protector of our purity---and our immaturity. If this were any other behavior other than sex, about which we are so repressed, we would consider it very rude manners. In other words, what business do we have talking off other people's pants without asking permission. It is ironic that the young women we have repressed so much would, if drunk or kissing, not protest if someone took off their pants. However, if you asked them directly if you could take off their pants and pleasure them, they would be totally flabergasted, embarrassed and maybe even pissed.
I opinion is that if young kick boxers can't say aloud that they would love to have their pants removed, they probably are in over their heads and you should slow down.
Silence is not erotic, communication is.
Steve
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Stevenwill
wow - how insightful. And so true. Of course for me its been - oh a year or two (hahahahahah) since I had to be kissing to touch a penis - but you just brought back some fun memories! lol
wow - how insightful. And so true. Of course for me its been - oh a year or two (hahahahahah) since I had to be kissing to touch a penis - but you just brought back some fun memories! lol
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I've always had a problem keeping my pants on. I get really into sex and there's no stopping me: Men usually are the ones who keep their pants on in my relationships.
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Congratulations!
And, did you get her to wear a dress or shorts??Tazidevil said:
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