How to increase your cum?

Blastasbird said:
mmmmm I always wondered why my bloke had to wear glasses.

The more he wanks the more he is going blind.

:cool: :cool:

Now you know the terrible truth. Did you ever notice how he can't keep his hands off your body? He's just practicing Braille.:D
 
docisin said:
Just curious; why would one want to increase their cum load?

It's a macho thing. Read the stories, i.e.

I came in gallons.

I came in quarts.

I came in pints.

I filled her pussy to overflowing. This one is true, but not on such a grand scale.

I covered her face.

I covered her body.

Great globs of cum.

Rope, after rope, after rope

I spurted 15 times.

Give me a break, I can barely cum a cupful. :D :D :D
 
Blastasbird said:
You are 100% correct my body parts in braille spell out

FUCK ME

I know how you must feel trying to keep him happy. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop there. As his feebleness grows, he's going to have to resort to different sensory organs. His nose will be first, constantly sniffing every part of your essence, eau de woman. His last two senses to be used will be taste and hearing. His mouth and tongue will worship and devour your body so he can hear the plesure he's given you, :rose:
 
Sailbad the Sinner said:
It's a macho thing. Read the stories, i.e.


It's not always a macho thing. There are plenty of ladies who like their man to give them as much cum as possible.
 
You make an excellent couple of points...

BirdsWife said:
It's not always a macho thing. There are plenty of ladies who like their man to give them as much cum as possible.

...hehehe a bad joke comes to mind... Anyways....

Yes, some women view it that the more cum they wring from their man, the better. Like it's a liquid measure of how much they've pleased & excited him. Hey, I'm all for an eager woman! Thank goodness I have one of those now. :D

But I know that for those women who have a cum-fetish it's a bigger turn-on to have more cum production. They love to watch it spurting out and can even feel a huge thrill feeling it spraying across their nipples or clitoris. Or they love to watch that geyser fountain off a big load when they jack him off.

So in those cases, more is certainly better. :)

Rich
 
docisin said:
Just curious; why would one want to increase their cum load?
I thought most women liked to feel a good healthy blast from the ole' jizz cannon.Either orally or injected vaginally or if he's lucky, anally. :devil:
 
BirdsWife said:
It's not always a macho thing. There are plenty of ladies who like their man to give them as much cum as possible.

No problem with it, been there, done that. Tell me how much he has after round five, seeping water. After round seven, nothing but hurting balls. As I said, been there, done that.:)
 
Ahhhh the blissfull soreness after an all nighter. Only thing more satisfying than an allnighter is a woman with stamina :D
 
Also Zinc and this vitamin called L-Arginone (sp?) helps.......Take 1000mg of L-Arginone 30m-1h b4 sex.....Take Zinc daily

-Siz
 
BIGsizzle said:
Also Zinc and this vitamin called L-Arginone (sp?) helps.......Take 1000mg of L-Arginone 30m-1h b4 sex.....Take Zinc daily

-Siz
L-Arginine, it is an amino acid usually taken by body builders (with other aminos) with their protein supplements. I've seen in added to some of those GNC "mens" formulas and back-page ad products.

A while back I tried taking large doses of zinc, and it does not increase loads. However, having the proper amount of zinc and vitamin E in your diet helps. Too much zinc causes an imbalance of other minerals like copper, and can be poisonous.

Until I see otherwise, I'll stick with the above average amount God gave me. The best I could recommend would be to take a multi-vitamin every morning, eat right, drink water and if you weight lift consider adding ZMA (zinc magnesium aspertate) to your diet taking a dose before bed.

I've considered Volumez (the Peter North pill) and other things but at $60-$100 a month for something untested or otherwise just isn't worth it.
 
Re: Texture...etc...

MyEros333 said:
Yeah so I'm a beat off topic....errr I mean a BIT off topic... ;)

But the consistency of your cum has a lot to do with how soon/delayed your orgasm is. Cumming quickly will always produce a smaller volume of very thick cum. Delaying for hours will produce more-watery cum. The thick cum is also the kind that sticks to everything (hair, Monica's dress, the dashboard, your favourite mag, your keyboard, carpet....you name it) So do yourself a favour and learn to delay climax.

An off-shoot (groan) :rolleyes: of that is that a delayed orgasm will also be harder/intensified and will cause you to squirt much harder & farther. Doing your own version of Kegel excercises to strengthen those inner muscles will also increase your pleasure as well as cumming statistics. Talk about shooting for distance! "Go long, Baby, go long...INCOMING!!!" hehehe

And one more topic, if your cum is clear or mostly clear, it means that you need to dig into a good meal. A well-fed man will have less-translucent cum since there's more of the ingredients for healthy sperm available in the body. Experiment with that one if you don't believe me...shoot on an empty stomach (bad joke) and then do another session about an hour after eating and you'll see a huge difference.

Hope those pointers help,
Rich

Well are you just the informed one on these matters!!!:D
 
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