How To Measure Your Penis

[Kettle Corn]

Well, this has annoyed me for awhile. I think I have a good sized penis, but I don't know the proper way to measure it length wise and width wise. Can someone enlighten me on how to do it?

 

[EJFan]

first, get your buddy to run down to exit 4 of the NJ turnpike with the end of the tape measure...

 

[Kettle Corn]

Hahahahah

 

[Matadore]

people do that?

 

[EJFan]

people do that?

sure. how else would you get to cherry hill?

 

[silverwhisper]

heh...shoulda known you were a cherry hill man...

ed

 

[Eilan]

And this needed to be in both HT and the Cafe because?

 

[Quoll]

[serious]Technically it is measured along the topside of the shaft[/serious], if you don't like the results measure along the bottom side, if you sre still not happy, try from the base of the scrotum.

 

[Eilan]

[serious]Technically it is measured along the topside of the shaft[/serious], if you don't like the results measure along the bottom side, if you sre still not happy, try from the base of the scrotum.

And if THOSE results aren't to your liking, put the tape measure in your ass, wrap it around your balls a couple of times, and bring it up and over.

Hell, by those standards, even I could be John Holmes!

 

[Quoll]

And if THOSE results aren't to your liking, put the tape measure in your ass, wrap it around your balls a couple of times, and bring it up and over.

Hell, by those standards, even I could be John Holmes!

ROFLMFAO

 

[australwind]

ROFLMFAO

Quick! Someone hand me the anti nausea tablets.......all that spinning around, somethings gonna cum up that shouldn't!

 

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[phoenix1224]

I'd give the exact quote, but I'm in a lazy mood right now...

From "Guy Q" by Joe Kita and the editors of "Men's Health" (NOT an exact quote):

To measure your penis properly, do it the way that doctor's do (doctor's actually DO that? )...

First, get an erection.

Secondly, point it towards the floor.

Thirdly, take a tape measure or ruler and measure from the base to the tip.

To measure thickness, take a cloth tape measure and wrap it around the thickest part of the shaft.

 

[EJFan]

heh...shoulda known you were a cherry hill man...

ed

not really... i've been there twice. once to throw a guy's tie out of the cherry hill hyatt and another time to check out trumpets at sam ash.

 

[Kettle Corn]

And if THOSE results aren't to your liking, put the tape measure in your ass, wrap it around your balls a couple of times, and bring it up and over.

Hell, by those standards, even I could be John Holmes!

HAHAHAHA, I busted a gut reading that.

 

[Ravin the Poet]

I'm going to go with...

take a ruler, place on top, and mark like you would with your head head against the wall....





Or maybe mommy needs to be there to do it



Ravin

 

[Kettle Corn]

Well, I got a regular ruler, all I need is an erection, well, if you would all excuse me

 

[EJFan]

Well, I got a regular ruler, all I need is an erection, well, if you would all excuse me

i'm glad you're doing it in the right order. myself, i got the erection, found out i DIDN'T have a ruler and had to run down to the store... boner bouncin' the whole way. then, of course, they had the air conditioning on in the store and... well.. an opportunity lost.

 

[silverwhisper]

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

ed

 

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[Quoll]

I'm thinking next time I get a boner I 'll get myself down to the nearest tattooist and get the damn measurements put on permanently.

 

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[silverwhisper]

no! what are you doing, scalywag?! quoll's gonna photoshop that up, now!

[recoils in horror]



ed

 

[Quoll]

no! what are you doing, scalywag?! quoll's gonna photoshop that up, now!

[recoils in horror]



ed

Why the thought never occured to me ( bwahahahahah)
Not sure if there is room beside my other penile tattoo. "Welcome to Australia I hope you enjoy your stay, please fasten all safety belts as it is going to be a rough ride"

 

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