How to pick up a cougar.

[AstoriaParanoia]

Hey everyone. I am new to the site but have been fallowing the forums for a few weeks now and i just had the question of how to pick up on cougars. i am 22 and love older women. While i don't tend to sleep around i do enjoy spending time with women 10-15 years older than me. And i find my self attracted to them. While i know some people may not consider them "cougars" i do find the term relative.


So I'm asking the older women here. How would you like a younger guy to approach you? How many of you are actually attracted to younger men?

Thanks for any advice given.

Also if this is a repost and has been covered somewhere else i apologize and would appreciate a link to the correct forum.

 

[SamScribble]

Picking up a cougar by the tail, while a little undignified, seems to be quite effective. Just make sure that you keep the cougar at arm's length. Their claws can, apparently, be very sharp indeed. At least that's what I've been told.

 

[SweetErika]

Actually, there's a pretty good recent thread on this topic here: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=762394

Yeah, the guy who posted that one isn't just looking for sex, but a lot of the advice he was given applies here.

 

[AstoriaParanoia]

thanks erika for the link!

 

[Lady Reiha]

六 然

자처초연(自處超然) 스스로 초연하게 지낸다.
대인애연(對人靄然) 남에게는 온화하게 대한다.
무사징연(無事澄然) 일이 없을 때에는 맑게 지낸다.
유사감연(有事敢然) 유사시에는 용감하게 대처한다.
득의담연(得意淡然) 뜻을 얻었을 때에는 담담하게 행동한다.
실의태연(失意泰然) 실의에 빠졌을 때에는 태연하게 행동한다.




隨處作主 立處皆眞(수처작주 입처개진)
언제 어디서나 주체적일 수 있다면 그 서 있는 곳이 모두 참된 곳이다.

 

[Texguy84]

Lift with the knees, never the back. A thrown back is an effective way to end the night's festivities. Once you have successfully picked up the cougar, I suggest the Fireman's Carry as an easy and effective way to safely carry her around until you decide to put her down again.

As you can guess, I've got nothin. Confidence and respect are probably good starting points.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Lift with the knees, never the back. A thrown back is an effective way to end the night's festivities. Once you have successfully picked up the cougar, I suggest the Fireman's Carry as an easy and effective way to safely carry her around until you decide to put her down again.

As you can guess, I've got nothin. Confidence and respect are probably good starting points.

Wouldn't the classic cat carrying thechnique work the best tho? *ponders*

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Hey everyone. I am new to the site but have been fallowing the forums for a few weeks now and i just had the question of how to pick up on cougars. i am 22 and love older women. While i don't tend to sleep around i do enjoy spending time with women 10-15 years older than me. And i find my self attracted to them. While i know some people may not consider them "cougars" i do find the term relative.


So I'm asking the older women here. How would you like a younger guy to approach you? How many of you are actually attracted to younger men?

Thanks for any advice given.

Also if this is a repost and has been covered somewhere else i apologize and would appreciate a link to the correct forum.

You don't pick up cougars, they pick you up. (That's why they are called cougars) But first, you have to look like something they want.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

You don't pick up cougars, they pick you up. (That's why they are called cougars) But first, you have to look like something they want.

must be painful, they have rather sharp claws, not mentioning the teeth

 

[Miles Long]

I suggest using a tranquilizer gun to sedate the cougar before getting too close. Any brand ending in "-tini" should work. Appletini works well. Only then should you approach, and approach with caution. While cougars may be beautiful to watch while they are on the prowl, if they get their teeth and claws into you they will rip you to shreds. Be careful out there, and happy hunting.

 

[Hhot]

Lift with the knees, never the back. A thrown back is an effective way to end the night's festivities. Once you have successfully picked up the cougar, I suggest the Fireman's Carry as an easy and effective way to safely carry her around until you decide to put her down again.

As you can guess, I've got nothin. Confidence and respect are probably good starting points.

LMAO!

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

must be painful, they have rather sharp claws, not mentioning the teeth

True, but such a delicious pain.

 

[satindesire]

Like this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vSxn3Xgqa10/S0qd2FhPeUI/AAAAAAAAFns/L43fXB-kGoU/s400/Kevin_redlandslion.jpg

 

[Carnevil9]

Serious answer to your question? Go to a "Cougar Bar." There are specific bars where these types of women hang out, looking for their prey.

Of course, this begs the obvious question, how do you find the Cougar Bars? Check your on-line review websites. Yelp is a great one in some cities. I think they have a decent web-presence in Seattle.

Good luck! And report back, if you don't mind!!

 

[erotiquegirl]

If you have to ask...most of them are expensive.

 

[NippleMuncher]

If you have to ask...most of them are expensive.

Have you ever picked up a cougar? Most of the time they have their own money and they're just looking for a good time, not some sugar daddy to buy 'em shiny trinkets.