How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[Farawyn]

Let's talk about seduction instead.

What do guys like?

Guys want someone different. They like the chase. Someone who is NOT their wife. Who, lets face it, is probably on Lit herself complaining about how her hubs never fucks her. Because he’s always on his phone.
They want a whore who will love and want ONLY them. They want to feel smart. They want to feel virile. They want BOOOOOOOOOOBS.
Football.
Food.
Someone who will put up with their snoring.

They want it all. Many of them probably already have it right under their noses. At home. But they don’t try.

I miss RA.

 

[parker77]

i’ve never thought there was a “typical” Lit Man, much less a standard, 100% effective method of seduction. or could this be too generous an attribution to my cohort?

 

[Farawyn]

i’ve never thought there was a “typical” Lit Man, much less a standard, 100% effective method of seduction. or could this be too generous an attribution to my cohort?

There is a typical lit man. And it’s not good. Luckily, there are a lot of amazing men here as well.

 

[parker77]

There is a typical lit man. And it’s not good. Luckily, there are a lot of amazing men here as well.

and, as for seducing those amazing men, standardized method? i’m guessing not.

 

[barefootgirl69]

and, as for seducing those amazing men, standardized method? i’m guessing not.

Definitely not standard. Every man is unique.
It's actually more fun that way.
Rounds out the skill set.

 

[Farawyn]

and, as for seducing those amazing men, standardized method? i’m guessing not.

See above.

 

[DarkSimian]

Definitely not standard. Every man is unique.
It's actually more fun that way.
Rounds out the skill set.

See above.

And y'all both have mad skills

 

[parker77]

See above.

did we just kill this thread?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Who knows. I guarantee if you think you figure it out they want something else.

 

[DarkSimian]

Who knows. I guarantee if you think you figure it out they want something else.

Nope; just boobs and food

 

[tolyk]

and, as for seducing those amazing men, standardized method? i’m guessing not.

I thought all you had to do was ask for dick pics

 

[parker77]

I thought all you had to do was ask for dick pics

haha! yeah, nothing gets my attention like a woman asking for junktography.

 

[Farawyn]

did we just kill this thread?

It won’t be the first time.

 

[Farawyn]

I’ve asked for dick pics. What’s wrong with that?

 

[parker77]

I’ve asked for dick pics. What’s wrong with that?

nothing wrong with asking. but, im skeptical of its effectiveness as a means of seduction. as in, “i want to get you interested in me, so send me a photo of your penis.” does that work with the amazing men category of Lit men?

i’m trying to ascertain my classification.

 

[JJonah]

Lots of wisdom in this thread. Some non-wisdom, too.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

This thread has turned from " How To Seduce A LIT MAN" to "LET'S Complain About Lit Men And How They Screwed Lit Women Over". Lmao OHHHHHHHHHH well

 

[JJonah]

This thread has turned from " How To Seduce A LIT MAN" to "LET'S Complain About Lit Men And How They Screwed Lit Women Over". Lmao OHHHHHHHHHH well

Methinks you’re missing the point, but YMMV.

 

[DarkSimian]

I’ve asked for dick pics. What’s wrong with that?

Hmmmmm. Should I?

 

[Farawyn]

nothing wrong with asking. but, im skeptical of its effectiveness as a means of seduction. as in, “i want to get you interested in me, so send me a photo of your penis.” does that work with the amazing men category of Lit men?

i’m trying to ascertain my classification.

Oh.
Well, I don’t really care who likes me.
I just like this topic.
*sits back and drinks a TAB*

 

[Farawyn]

Hmmmmm. Should I?

Oh, Good Lord, Beastie, I haven’t asked you.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Methinks you’re missing the point, but YMMV.

Nope I am reading posts and that's what I see

 

[parker77]

Hmmmmm. Should I?

damn you’re so much more intuitive than i am. i completely missed that as a request.

 

[Farawyn]

This thread has turned from " How To Seduce A LIT MAN" to "LET'S Complain About Lit Men And How They Screwed Lit Women Over". Lmao OHHHHHHHHHH well

We already said Boobs.
Trying to keep the thread going.

 

[Farawyn]

Nope I am reading posts and that's what I see

That’s not what I said, but by all means, it is a public thread. Misinterpret away.