How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[ydahecnot]

Any kind, or a specific type?

I'm taking notes, by the way



Umm hummm... we need to know so we can practice enticing you.

Some days, just hi will do it

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Are you breathing? Well then we're half way there

 

[JJonah]

This thread should be required reading for new posters.

Male ones, especially.

 

[Taegul]

Really depends on the type of man you wanna catch. Different fish require different bait/lures.

Sounds like a new thread title...What type of fish are you and what bait do you swallow?

I think I'm a Groper...err....Grouper.

 

[Spenser41]

I just spit out my water. If my keyboard stops working, I'm sending y'all the bill.

OK that is just funny.... and do not worry... I work in computers and if I can not fix it I will give you another... I have many of them.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Really depends on the type of man you wanna catch. Different fish require different bait/lures.

Sounds like a new thread title...What type of fish are you and what bait do you swallow?

I think I'm a Groper...err....Grouper.

This could take the thread in a whole new direction.

*stifles a giggle*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Are you breathing? Well then we're half way there

Are you breathing heavy yet?
That's my goal

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Are you breathing heavy yet?
That's my goal

Why yes, yes I am. Keep doing that, and this might get messy.

 

[emsway]

This is disturbingly accurate.

I have a 100% success rate using this techique.

She pulls out that AV with the shorts and the boots and she can cut back that number to one post.

Oooh. Maybe I should put that one back up and conduct an experiment.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have a 100% success rate using this techique.



Oooh. Maybe I should put that one back up and conduct an experiment.

You know what's funny is that I have a '3 post max' rule.

(Unless I've got some tasty morsel in my sights. )

Do report back with your findings!

 

[Weaseldiesel]

is that pronounced shite in Irish?

Na mate, shits shot,

Are we shite means we are useless! Lol

 

[coffeelover5]

Be sure he has food and drink,,,

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Just thinking on this thread are we shite probably works as well!

 

[ydahecnot]

I have a 100% success rate using this techique.



Oooh. Maybe I should put that one back up and conduct an experiment.

One vote for “corset”

 

[*Twisted*]

See I saw the thread title and was just gonna go with "Show up" but then I saw that was already taken.

 

[emsway]

One vote for “corset”

So you aren’t a leg man. Noted.

I do have a new red and black corset that might make the cut.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

So you aren’t a leg man. Noted.

I do have a new red and black corset that might make the cut.

Breasts and thighs

 

[ydahecnot]

So you aren’t a leg man. Noted.

I do have a new red and black corset that might make the cut.

That would be nice (I am a degenerate leg man, BTW; the corset is just such a striking look, is all)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I like to rub my feet on his thighs until he can't say no

 

[DarkSimian]

I like to rub my boobs on his face until he can't say no::

Fixed it

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fixed it

That, too. I have my ways.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Cherry cobbler and ice cream

 

[DarkSimian]

That, too. I have my ways.

You had me at Hello

Cherry cobbler and ice cream

Mmmmmm dessert

 

[barefootgirl69]

You had me at Hello


Mmmmmm dessert

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
#nickname:jukebox

 

[DarkSimian]

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
#nickname:jukebox

So where do I put the quarter?