How to spot an alt.

They refer to people that haven't been around for awhile.
 
They have a post count of <100 but speak the lit-lingo and are overly familiar with the regulars....
 
Hey, you're back! I must have missed the parade.

Alt's generally have amine avatars, and lots of times "alt" in their names. :)
 
Ok, ok...so I've been taking notes on how to spot an alt but now I have another question. How do you figure out who the alt really is?? If they're using an alt do they still use a different name? What if I like the alt and hate the original? I'm so confused. :D
 
I think they usually wear a disguise. Like the guy above you is probably a middle-aged fat bald guy DRESSED as a samurai. Kind of like you're an angel.
 
Ok, ok...so I've been taking notes on how to spot an alt but now I have another question. How do you figure out who the alt really is?? If they're using an alt do they still use a different name? What if I like the alt and hate the original? I'm so confused. :D
I'm not sure you can...
Unless they're ridiculo-obvio.....(working' my Spanglishatin dialect, cause I'm special :D)

Or can u?
Idk
 
Hey! I am so an angel....my halo is at the polishers right now....so there.

RA...can I borrow parts of your dialect to make my own? It's so hard to speak only angelish, you know.
 
So no fake moustache? *scratches out page in note book*
 
Ravi4/OralOffice/Troubled One was a great example of alt manufacturing. He just couldn't stop being himself to work in the new alt, lol. :D
 
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