How well do you do the sex?

[MonaLittle]

Humor belongs in the bedroom.

Or on the kitchen table, or the stairs, or back deck, or.........

Or, outside. Outside *humor* is the best.

No point really, you've just seen the best I have to offer.

I'll chance it.

 

[thør]

Or, outside. Outside *humor* is the best.

Indeed.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I think I could do better...

 

[xhxhxh]

I think I could do better...

Just curious, in what way can you do better?

 

[Eva_Star]

Meh.

I am definitely never a good "love maker". Like no soft romantic anything. Let's just fuck. Fucking is good.

I suppose if someone were to watch me have sex it would look task oriented. Hawt.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Just curious, in what way can you do better?

Initiating more

 

[Lancecastor]

Random notes:

Fear is an outstanding device in giving women a next level orgasm.... that look of saucer eyed horror when you make them cum in a way, place or manner they'd previously thought repulsive is very satisfying, because at that moment, she feels that you own her soul.

The unexpected is another wonderful tool. A good woman will nearly cum when she's on her knees sucking your cock, which is where your big toe comes in handy....once she squirts from a surprise toefucking, she'll suck your cock anytime, anywhere. You just have to say the word.

Public spaces, or giving her the feeling she is in a public space, also yields wonderful results. Your car, motorcycle, dock, boat, deck, restaurant or movie theatre are all good places to start. If she's wearing panties, have her take them off and give them to you. From that moment forward, she'll be basting in her own juices, so make her wait.

 

[islandman]

Random notes:

Fear is an outstanding device in giving women a next level orgasm.... that look of saucer eyed horror when you make them cum in a way, place or manner they'd previously thought repulsive is very satisfying, because at that moment, she feels that you own her soul.

The unexpected is another wonderful tool. A good woman will nearly cum when she's on her knees sucking your cock, which is where your big toe comes in handy....once she squirts from a surprise toefucking, she'll suck your cock anytime, anywhere. You just have to say the word.

Public spaces, or giving her the feeling she is in a public space, also yields wonderful results. Your car, motorcycle, dock, boat, deck, restaurant or movie theatre are all good places to start. If she's wearing panties, have her take them off and give them to you. From that moment forward, she'll be basting in her own juices, so make her wait.

How often do you get a pedi?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I just asked Mr. Dildo and he says I'm an amazing fuck.

 

[thør]

I just asked Mr. Dildo and he says I'm an amazing fuck.

Lovely to see you about.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lovely to see you about.

thør

 

[islandman]

Lovely to see you about the dildo.

Fresh!

 

[Emerson40]

Nothin' like a surprise hammertoe-bangin'!

 

[LearningToLOVEAgain]

Learning new positions takes practice

 

[thør]

Fresh!

Always!

thør

 

[renrob]

I honestly think I've gotten worse at the sex since I got married

 

[SkAoUt]

I dont mean if you have the sex

I mean are you any good at it?

Yes no maybe can you repeat the question?

If someone walked in on you having sex would they stop and admire your skills or would they stop and laugh?

Their timing would have to be impeccable as I'm a premie. Ten seconds and I'm done

Does your partner need to fake it to make you happy or is it the real deal?

No need to fake it. She doesn't cum from PIV sex...

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I could be doing better.

 

[bunny4med]

it's always a work in progress. i'm always trying to get better. getting better is paying attention to your partner and doing what works for them while not neglecting your own pleasure.

i had good outside reviews from the audience at the 100 person hot tub at hedonism II.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I was actually watching educational videos...Hope it helps us...

 

[Radiohead]

I was actually watching educational videos...Hope it helps us...

I dont think educational videos will ever help. This turns me on, that turns me on, whether its porn or film will work.... or at least you'll find you dont work, but you took way too many years not talking about it.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I dont think educational videos will ever help. This turns me on, that turns me on, whether its porn or film will work.... or at least you'll find you dont work, but you took way too many years not talking about it.

That's true, its just my husband and I were laughing at each other because we were so clumsy...well, one of us was...lol

 

[Froya]

I dont think educational videos will ever help. This turns me on, that turns me on, whether its porn or film will work.... or at least you'll find you dont work, but you took way too many years not talking about it.

They help.

 

[txgent101]

i am not so good at the bj, my mouth is very small

Don't have to go the whole nine yards (so to speak) at once, just start at the beginning...A certain amount of practice and stretching exercises may be just the thing for you...

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7532d5d53476cf6ff8511dadca375831/tumblr_os2htdM1WQ1verwzuo1_500.gif

 

[MelissaBaby]

Don't have to go the whole nine yards (so to speak) at once, just start at the beginning...A certain amount of practice and stretching exercises may be just the thing for you...

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7532d5d53476cf6ff8511dadca375831/tumblr_os2htdM1WQ1verwzuo1_500.gif

Have you given a lot of blowjobs?