How well do you do the sex?

[13Fantasies]

I would guess I'm not good at sex.

I get great reviews for oral and fingering, but sex is so rare, that I doubt I'm that good at it. I don't last long either. Lack of endurance and practice

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

How well do I do 'it'?

In the first place I don't do it 'well'
I do it EXCELLENTLY.

And if my partner at the time is lacking in ANYTHING---,
then they didn't have the presence of mind to say about their lack,
so the 'lack of--' is their fault and responsibility.

 

[jerryb1966]

I dont mean if you have the sex

I mean are you any good at it?

If someone walked in on you having sex would they stop and admire your skills or would they stop and laugh?

Does your partner need to fake it to make you happy or is it the real deal?

The lady always cums first...whether in person or on the phone/voice...I want my partner to cum first before I do...it TURNS ME ON to make a woman cum and makes my explosion all the more satisfying.

 

[TWB]

Wish I could show ya.

 

[Jada59]

Hard to say but I would say that I try to really get into the other person. And I haven't had any complaints except for my seemingly insatiable sex drive. I've always been able to outlast my partner. It's not even a big deal for me any more. That's just the way I am. But sometimes the guy feels like he has to keep trying different things until I get beyond the point of exhaustion. He doesn't need to do that and I kind of wish he wouldn't.

 

[Handsonyou]

Pretty well. I am attentive and patient, learn the needs and wants, focus on her pleasure. Be extremely gentle or use my size and strength if need be.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I dont mean if you have the sex

I mean are you any good at it?

If someone walked in on you having sex would they stop and admire your skills or would they stop and laugh?

Does your partner need to fake it to make you happy or is it the real deal?

I'm told I do the cunnilingus thing pretty Goddamned well.

 

[FGB]

I dont mean if you have the sex

I mean are you any good at it?

If someone walked in on you having sex would they stop and admire your skills or would they stop and laugh?

Does your partner need to fake it to make you happy or is it the real deal?

Well, LTR...

We are down from Twelve Orgasm's for her to one of mine to Four of hers to One of mine.

Vacation and toy box time! We are both under a lot of stress lately...

I assume I am reasonably good at it. She seems to talk to God a bit during so...

I will ask her for a Statement.

 

[CandiCame]

I feel like that's hard to quantify. I need exact perimeters for something like this.

I just know we have fun. I never thought to judge it.

I used to be REALLY bad at blowjobs, if that matters. I like to think I've gotten better.

 

[77706guy]

I feel like that's hard to quantify. I need exact perimeters for something like this.

I just know we have fun. I never thought to judge it.

I used to be REALLY bad at blowjobs, if that matters. I like to think I've gotten better.

You have.

Kidding but agree. I just let it rip and enjoy without rating the sex

 

[CandiCame]

You have.

Kidding but agree. I just let it rip and enjoy without rating the sex

I really wanna know what those emojis are and if I've blown you, but the emojis aren't showing up on my phone.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I’m very giving, it’s all about you, so never had any complaints

 

[30bandits]

I’m very giving, it’s all about you, so never had any complaints

as am I....

 

[Scentofawoman]

Practice is making me better and better. Variety too.

 

[hulmule]

Had a women tell me i was her Micheal Angelo of the bed room. Nothing better than to caress a woman's body and to be caressed. If the other person is a good lover it can be explosive.

 

[Wok]

I dont mean if you have the sex

I mean are you any good at it?

If someone walked in on you having sex would they stop and admire your skills or would they stop and laugh?

Does your partner need to fake it to make you happy or is it the real deal?

I will admit I am not. Then I became fat and even uglier than 20 years ago.

Man, my life sucks.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I think he’d give me a good reference

 

[lovetoread]

dude, that gave me an idea

would someone give you a good or bad reference in regards to sex?

would it be rude to ask for a resume?

 

[CandiCame]

dude, that gave me an idea

would someone give you a good or bad reference in regards to sex?

would it be rude to ask for a resume?

They absolutely will. This happened to me the one time I had bad sex. Because I'd never had bad sex before and I got actually really mad about it. I was young and stupid and I got like... mean. This isn't something I'm proud of.

But I told the entire... pretty much the whole homosexual community in that town that this guy was terrible at sex, which I, in my youth and jackassery, saw as a public service and not a terrible chatty Cathy kind of awful thing to do. So no one would fuck and/or date him and it got back to him at this party. At said party I was there, but I was not in the room where this conversation took place.

Someone told him that me running my mouth about his whiskeydick and general awfulness was the reason he couldn't get laid, and he, understandably, got real fuckin pissed and lost his shit. He was going to come and find me and I guess silence me, but it didn't get that far, because his defense was that it was actually ME who had ruined that encounter, who was bad at sex and couldn't take his dick (which is not true, I was bitching because he didn't do enough prep, and then DURING the prep his dick stopped working, so like, I was right about that, but I admit I wasn't right to tell every goddamn person I knew and make fun of him). He made the mistake of VASTLY underestimating my sluttiness, because five of the people he was talking to had fucked me and told him they goddamn well knew better.

So he left the party. Like he straight up... got so embarrassed that everyone knew and he couldn't bullshit his way out of it that he left. Then I heard about this secondhand and STILL didn't have the grace to understand that I'd been a bitch. I was just like, "I can't believe he tried to lie on me like that. Well fuck it, I'm drunk, so take a number. I'll be in the host's bedroom setting up."

And that's a story about how I used to be a horrible person, but it does answer the question.

Edit: Also he left a camera at my house, because we used to have these big parties that spanned that whole floor of the apartment complex, and I just stole it. I was just like, "This was left at my house so it's mine now."

And later he was walking around like, "Has anybody seen my camera?"

 

[CamronsInsider]

dude, that gave me an idea

would someone give you a good or bad reference in regards to sex?

would it be rude to ask for a resume?

Wouldn’t that be a riot! “Can I please have some documentation to prove you are going to be good in bed?”

I'd say I have a reasonably confident sense about pleasing a woman in bed.

 

[Jing83]

There are some men who aren’t very good, but I’m good at keeping the keepers.

 

[CamronsInsider]

There are some men who aren’t very good, but I’m good at keeping the keepers.

The real qustion might be ..... WHere are you keeping them?

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

The real qustion might be ..... WHere are you keeping them?

In the hole of course, must keep precious well lotion-ed.

 

[Sean]

Had a women tell me i was her Micheal Angelo of the bed room. Nothing better than to caress a woman's body and to be caressed. If the other person is a good lover it can be explosive.

You lay on your back and it took you four years to get anywhere?

 

[MelissaBaby]

You lay on your back and it took you four years to get anywhere?

Michelangelo was gay, wasn't he?