How Wet Should Your Inkpot Be When Writing Erotica?

[Guest]

Willing to help all those that suffer with this problem! Will work for food?

Considering a change in the type of work I do. Willing to crunch down under the desk and be energetic for hours as you write. I promise not to talk, and not disturb your thoughts, OK I can't promise that part.

Just think of the money you will save. Instead of doing loads of laundry to write one story.

It was just a thought! Seems to be a need for somekind of service.

Thanks for the offer, I'll bear that in mind.

Actually, if that really is you in your AV, you bear an uncanny resemblance to a very close friend of mine.

Lou

 

[minsue]

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Thanks a lot, 'Flicka! I just got banished to the 7th level of hell!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Thanks a lot, 'Flicka! I just got banished to the 7th level of hell!

Yick. Sounds like a bad neigborhood Min. Why don't you move in with me and the rest of the sex fiends on the second level?

-Colly

 

[minsue]

Packin my bags...

Yick. Sounds like a bad neigborhood Min. Why don't you move in with me and the rest of the sex fiends on the second level?

-Colly

SECOND LEVEL?? you lied, didn't you?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Packin my bags...

SECOND LEVEL?? you lied, didn't you?

Well, If i'm going to hell anyway

-Colly

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Well, If i'm going to hell anyway

-Colly

shit. why didn't I think of that?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

shit. why didn't I think of that?

Aparently when I was considering how to get into your pants, you were considering how to kill me

-Colly

 

[destinie21]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Aparently when I was considering how to get into your pants, you were considering how to kill me

-Colly

Isn't that how it always is lol

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Aparently when I was considering how to get into your pants, you were considering how to kill me

-Colly

Not what I meant, dammit! I meant I should have lied.

Damn republicans...always twisting our words...



- Mindy

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Isn't that how it always is lol

For me, all to often

-Colly

 

[destinie21]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

For me, all to often

-Colly

so with that said are you ploting my demise?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Any more room on this bus to hell?

~lucky

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

so with that said are you ploting my demise?

You are a special case, if I were plotting to get into your pants I would also have to be planning an escape once the Mrs. Got home. Besides I only plot asignations, not assassinations

-Colly

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Not what I meant, dammit! I meant I should have lied.

Damn republicans...always twisting our words...



- Mindy

Comes of having great skill with our tongues

-Colly

 

[destinie21]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

You are a special case, if I were plotting to get into your pants I would also have to be planning an escape once the Mrs. Got home. Besides I only plot asignations, not assassinations

-Colly

yeah the Mrs is a little vicious

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

yeah the Mrs is a little vicious

Can't blame her, she has such a fine catch to protect

-Colly

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Any more room on this bus to hell?

~lucky

But of course, this group has our own charter!

-Colly

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Comes of having great skill with our tongues

-Colly

Evil woman. just evil. playing with the drunk girl.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

But of course, this group has our own charter!

-Colly

Figuring it'd be pretty hot...was going to just dump the jeans here and now. Any objections?

~lucky

(Hope it doesn't freeze over)

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Evil woman. just evil. playing with the drunk girl.

Ah, but if you notice I made it to the second level, I have no qualms about gettig a girl drunk to take advantage

-Colly

 

[minsue]

Figuring it'd be pretty hot...was going to just dump the jeans here and now. Any objections?

~lucky

(Hope it doesn't freeze over)

*listening to the sweet silence of no objections...*

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Packin my bags...

Ah, but if you notice I made it to the second level, I have no qualms about gettig a girl drunk to take advantage

-Colly

drinking more now...very VERY drunk...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*listening to the sweet silence of no objections...*

Min, you're such a sweet talker!

~lucky

 

[minsue]

Min, you're such a sweet talker!

~lucky

ain't i, though? I"ve just noticed that all my posts seem to end in . think I've got a facial tic???

 

[lucky-E-leven]

ain't i, though? I"ve just noticed that all my posts seem to end in . think I've got a facial tic???

Well it's the sexiest facial tick I've ever seen. Wonder what I'd have to do to get your other eye to wink and twitch like that...

~lucky