HT take pics of my lady bits?

[PenelopeWood]

Use the volume control

The volume control button on the headphones that came with your IPhone also functions as a clicker for the camera. Place it between your teeth and give it a slight bite when you’re ready to take the shot. This will free both of your hands and you won’t need to fumble for the button.

 

[Jada59]

The volume control button on the headphones that came with your IPhone also functions as a clicker for the camera. Place it between your teeth and give it a slight bite when you’re ready to take the shot. This will free both of your hands and you won’t need to fumble for the button.

Iphones don't come with headphones.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

I have tried this before many times and I just tried it again now with my Iphone. I got my hand. the palm of my hand my slipper (twice), various parts of my leg (many times) and my shoulder. I got a super closeup of my blue dildo. It looked HUGE! But the pic didn't show it inside of me. I also got many of the ceiling and various parts of my bed. But only two of MY parts and they were sub par.

To be honest, I am a very lousy photographer. But this is pathetic. Help! The problem is, one I get the cam between my legs, I'm all thumbs. I feel around blindly down there.

He also wants me to take a video, but I won't do my whole body. Just the dildo action.

Thanks! And no, I won't post them here.

I obviously don't have lady bits to photograph but I have photographed, and videotaped my man bits and, often, they're wrapped in ladies clothes. Does that count? I've also shot and streamed live action alone and with my wife or a male partner.

Though I don't have an ideal setup by a long shot, I think a high quality camcorder would actually be best, I've taken fairly respectable still images, as well as action videos and live camchat, using a modest Logitech HD Pro Webcam C920. All you need is a USB port. I've used it handheld for close-ups and POV shots attached to both a Mac desktop and Windows laptop. It came with a six foot USB cable and attach it to a 12 ft extension for greater mobility.

Attached to a tripod it will pan a little left/right and up/down as well as zoom considerably with just a mouse click. I've used it for everything from still "glamour shots" (well, as glamorous as I get) to shooting/recording video and streaming live sex (solo and with a partner) on several membership sites. It provides for a great "full bed" image when on a tall tripod while still being able to zoom in for close-ups.

I've also gotten passable, but less than ideal, still and video images using an inexpensive Vivitar action cam. (Even in the shower with the included waterproof case). The advantage there is that it's not tethered to anything. This also works great for taking action and intimate images connected to a selfie stick (same with a high quality smartphone).

Finally, and though a high quality smartphone with a high quality camera is almost as good anymore, if you have any kind of SLR camera, be it a DSLR or a point and shoot, placing them on a tripod with a self time or remote shutter release can produce great images. Still shots on my adult site profiles were taken this way with a Nikon DSLR (sadly, pre-video capable).

The biggest thing, the key to taking great images and video is lighting. I know, you might want to have soft, sensual, mood lighting in your personal porn but all of the good parts, or "bits", will be lost in the shadows. Turn on the lights in the room. If you have to add extra directed light to illuminate those special parts and get rid of the shadows. Make sure back lighting, like sunlight through a window, is not washing everything out. Oh, and if your camera, bit it phone or whatever, has a white balance capability, learn to use it to adjust for the kind of light you're using.

Best of luck. I'm actually thinking about using some of my "stimulus money" to buy a decent camcorder. That would be "stimulating", right?

 

[Jada59]

I obviously don't have lady bits to photograph but I have photographed, and videotaped my man bits and, often, they're wrapped in ladies clothes. Does that count? I've also shot and streamed live action alone and with my wife or a male partner.

Though I don't have an ideal setup by a long shot, I think a high quality camcorder would actually be best, I've taken fairly respectable still images, as well as action videos and live camchat, using a modest Logitech HD Pro Webcam C920. All you need is a USB port. I've used it handheld for close-ups and POV shots attached to both a Mac desktop and Windows laptop. It came with a six foot USB cable and attach it to a 12 ft extension for greater mobility.

Attached to a tripod it will pan a little left/right and up/down as well as zoom considerably with just a mouse click. I've used it for everything from still "glamour shots" (well, as glamorous as I get) to shooting/recording video and streaming live sex (solo and with a partner) on several membership sites. It provides for a great "full bed" image when on a tall tripod while still being able to zoom in for close-ups.

I've also gotten passable, but less than ideal, still and video images using an inexpensive Vivitar action cam. (Even in the shower with the included waterproof case). The advantage there is that it's not tethered to anything. This also works great for taking action and intimate images connected to a selfie stick (same with a high quality smartphone).

Finally, and though a high quality smartphone with a high quality camera is almost as good anymore, if you have any kind of SLR camera, be it a DSLR or a point and shoot, placing them on a tripod with a self time or remote shutter release can produce great images. Still shots on my adult site profiles were taken this way with a Nikon DSLR (sadly, pre-video capable).

The biggest thing, the key to taking great images and video is lighting. I know, you might want to have soft, sensual, mood lighting in your personal porn but all of the good parts, or "bits", will be lost in the shadows. Turn on the lights in the room. If you have to add extra directed light to illuminate those special parts and get rid of the shadows. Make sure back lighting, like sunlight through a window, is not washing everything out. Oh, and if your camera, bit it phone or whatever, has a white balance capability, learn to use it to adjust for the kind of light you're using.

Best of luck. I'm actually thinking about using some of my "stimulus money" to buy a decent camcorder. That would be "stimulating", right?

Thanks!

 

[_mattycatfish]

Iphones don't come with headphones.

Mine did

 

[jehoram]

You are going to be posting pictures of your progress, aren't you, Jada?

A lot of dirty old men like me would love to critique your photography.

 

[ericandshannon]

.....

 

[Jada59]

You are going to be posting pictures of your progress, aren't you, Jada?

A lot of dirty old men like me would love to critique your photography.

Nope.

 

[Jada59]

A selfie stick works

I will look into that. Thanks!

 

[jehoram]

Nope.

Drat. Well, it was worth a try.