Hug me...

[AusTess]

Considering you're naked with a great set of hooters, I'll risk it.

(((( HUGGGG )))))

careful Mensa.


I've just eaten left over chinese food.

I may well come down with a severe dose of food poisoning.



My breasts are great aint they?

 

[AzureAngel]

No,i dont think so.

Depending on where the bite is,i guess.
I may just whimper a little and my legs might go weak.
But i dont think I'll spew.

*Jots this down for future reference.*

Pinch?
Squeeze?
Pull?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Of course, inquiring minds also want to sleep. *Yawns.* I boobs. G'night.

 

[QuickDuck]

http://www.soccercrew.com/forum/Smilies/15.gif

hmmm since Tess suggested she would aim, it would be more like....

http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/throwup.gif

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[AusTess]

*Cracks up*

Thanks QD.
You made my night with that one.

 

[christophe]

You cant technically hug me if i aint here.

And i wasn't.

So bite me.

chomp!

 

[AusTess]

Lucky you took ya dentures out first.

 

[christophe]

hey I could gum the hell out of ya!


sorry bout your feet...hate when that happens....animals can be so rude

 

[AusTess]

No shit,this dog has got some cheek.
I feed her,walk her,make sure she's in out of the rain when it storms,all that stuff.

And ONE bad night with smelly feet and she walks out.

The pussy.

 

[christophe]

hell yes...ungrateful lil bastards...mans best friend...ha! at least the cat dont pretend to give a shit....and my tarantula cant smell so thats good!

fucking animals gotta love em!

 

[AusTess]

You ARE joking about the tarantula,aren't you?

 

[christophe]

You ARE joking about the tarantula,aren't you?

nope...dead serious... its a she! shes harmless. soft and fuzzy with big teeth

But at least she isnt an aussie funnel spider...they are down right mean and nasty

 

[AusTess]

nope...dead serious... its a she! shes harmless. soft and fuzzy with big teeth

But at least she isnt an aussie funnel spider...they are down right mean and nasty

*Shudders*

Does anyone else remember the Get Smart episode where Max had one of them crawl up his shoulder?
And 99 tried to catch it in a horseraddish jar.
That was full?

Or maybe i was hallucinating.
I dunno.


Spiders freak me out.

Like TOTALLY freak me out.

We wont mention this tarantula again,okay?

Otherwise i wont sleep.

 

[christophe]

lol as a matter of fact I do remember that one!

you have a good day tess...gotta run

promise I wont metion the spider thing again...unless you get cheeky with me and then......ill post her picture just for you...lmao

 

[AusTess]

G'night darlin.

Have a good one.