Human beings, just poorly designed...

[cheerful_deviant]

... I mean really, nose hair... WTF?

*poink* *poink* *poink*

My eyes are still watering.

 

[neonlyte]

... I mean really, nose hair... WTF?

*poink* *poink* *poink*

My eyes are still watering.

You clearly haven't reached the age where it starts sprouting along the edge of the ears, my barber shaved mine yesterday!

 

[Guest]

I just want to know why yesterday I trimmed my nose hair and this morning I look in the mirror and see one sticking out a half an inch. Where the hell did THAT come from??

 

[Guest]

Umm.

OK - I know this is normal and natural and stuff but to read this first thing in the morning?

Before coffee???

Ewww.

And I'm reminded of Steve Martin in Roxanne - "Who mows your nose hair???"

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Umm.

OK - I know this is normal and natural and stuff but to read this first thing in the morning?

Before coffee???

Ewww.

And I'm reminded of Steve Martin in Roxanne - "Who mows your nose hair???"

You should have known from the fact that I started the thread that it wasn't going to be pretty.

You haven't seen my beak. Nose hair trimmer by John Deere.

 

[Guest]

You should have known from the fact that I started the thread that it wasn't going to be pretty.

You haven't seen my beak. Nose hair trimmer by John Deere.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Ewww

Did someone call?

Really CD, what a topic. Glad I'm not a man. Or a furry woman.

 

[Guest]

... I mean really, nose hair... WTF?

*poink* *poink* *poink*

My eyes are still watering.

I'd love to pluck you.

 

[Guest]

You clearly haven't reached the age where it starts sprouting along the edge of the ears, my barber shaved mine yesterday!

And you.

 

[neonlyte]

And you.

There is nothing quite as sexy as being shaved by a woman. (or plucked)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'd love to pluck you.

I'm game.

CD ~ Feeling Plucky

 

[Guest]

There is nothing quite as sexy as being shaved by a woman. (or plucked)

Full body wax?

It can be fun, but I do prefer plucking.

 

[Guest]

I'm game.

CD ~ Feeling Plucky

Yes, dear, you're a duck.







Lou ~ Peeling Fucky.

P.S. This reminds me of the drinking game: Fuzzy Duck.

 

[Samandiriel]

Yes, dear, you're a duck.







Lou ~ Peeling Fucky.

P.S. This reminds me of the drinking game: Fuzzy Duck.

Hello Slagstress.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Yes, dear, you're a duck.







Lou ~ Peeling Fucky.

P.S. This reminds me of the drinking game: Fuzzy Duck.

I'd prefer "Lou ~ Fucking Plucky".

Ooooo... pluck me harder! Harder! Yes... yes... YES!!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Hello Slagstress.

Speaking of someone I'd love to fuck... er, pluck.

 

[Samandiriel]

Speaking of someone I'd love to fuck... er, pluck.

Naughty thing!!!!

 

[Guest]

Hello Slagstress.

Hello Madam Tramp.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Naughty thing!!!!

Who, me?

 

[Samandiriel]

Hello Madam Tramp.

I've missed you dragging your loathsome carcass around here wreaking havoc on the mortals.

 

[Guest]

I'd prefer "Lou ~ Fucking Plucky".

Ooooo... pluck me harder! Harder! Yes... yes... YES!!!!

Hehehe! So do I!

I haven't changed my title for a couple of day, cheers for that!

Ooooh my... you ARE a game duck. Bend over, I want to get to your tail feathers.

 

[Samandiriel]

Who, me?

Sure as shit ain't me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I've missed you dragging your loathsome carcass around here wreaking havoc on the mortals.

Mortal? Now don't be insulting.

 

[Guest]

I've missed you dragging your loathsome carcass around here wreaking havoc on the mortals.

I thought it was about time I gave something back to my adoring public, even if it is just a hard-on here and there.

I'd prefer to give them more, but most are out of reach.

Anyway! You're a good one to talk. What happen... the nails rust on your coffin?

 

[Samandiriel]

Mortal? Now don't be insulting.

Sorry that was "Fowl" of me.