Human beings, just poorly designed...

[Guest]

Mortal? Now don't be insulting.

HAHAHA!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Hehehe! So do I!

I haven't changed my title for a couple of day, cheers for that!

Ooooh my... you ARE a game duck. Bend over, I want to get to your tail feathers.

I feel so cool now.

Just be gentle, my tail feathers are still tender from yesterday.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sorry that was "Fowl" of me.

*groan*

Speaking of fowl.

 

[Samandiriel]

I thought it was about time I gave something back to my adoring public, even if it is just a hard-on here and there.

I'd prefer to give them more, but most are out of reach.

Anyway! You're a good one to talk. What happen... the nails rust on your coffin?

Damn villagers and their torches. I'm trying to live my ordinary abyssmal exisistence and there's a knock on the door. I did discover that if you hit the leader with a tazer the rest will scatter like roaches. Plus it's much cheaper than cauldrons of boiling oil.

 

[Samandiriel]

*groan*

Speaking of fowl.

Touche' clever waterlover.

 

[Guest]

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I did discover that if you hit the leader with a tazer the rest will scatter like roaches.

That works on Jehova's Witnesses too... or so I'm told.

 

[Samandiriel]

That works on Jehova's Witnesses too... or so I'm told.

Don't try it on State Police that pull you over for a minor traffic violation.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Don't try it on State Police that pull you over for a minor traffic violation.

The voice of experience?

 

[Guest]

 

[Lauren Hynde]

... I mean really, nose hair... WTF?

Whoever said "God, the architect" didn't know what he was talking about. God is obviously an engineer. I mean, who else would put the recreational area right next to the sewage system?

 

[Samandiriel]

The voice of experience?

I plead insanity.

 

[Samandiriel]

Whoever said "God, the architect" didn't know what he was talking about. God is obviously an engineer. I mean, who else would put the recreational area right next to the sewage system?

Lauren wins the big prize today

 

[Guest]

Whoever said "God, the architect" didn't know what he was talking about. God is obviously an engineer. I mean, who else would put the recreational area right next to the sewage system?

He had a very filthy mind. Dirty bastard!




Sam, I'm tempted to tell you that you scare me, but I'd never admit that and give you the pleasure.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren wins the big prize today

Thanks.

 

[Samandiriel]

Sam, I'm tempted to tell you that you scare me, but I'd never admit that and give you the pleasure.

I'm touched....really, I am.

 

[rgraham666]

Whoever said "God, the architect" didn't know what he was talking about. God is obviously an engineer. I mean, who else would put the recreational area right next to the sewage system?

For some people, the sewage system is the recreational area.

We know you're touched too, Sam.

 

[Guest]

Lauren stole that one from Yeats -

Naughty girl!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren stole that one from Yeats -

Naughty girl!

I didn't know. It's just something we say to spite the engineers.

 

[Guest]

I didn't know. It's just something we say to spite the engineers.

I love that - actually Yeats didn't mention engineers, just excrement.



Crazy Jane Talks With The Bishop

I met the Bishop on the road
And much said he and I.
'Those breasts are flat and fallen now,
Those veins must soon be dry;
Live in a heavenly mansion,
Not in some foul sty.'

'Fair and foul are near of kin,
And fair needs foul,' I cried.
'My friends are gone, but that's a truth
Nor grave nor bed denied,
Learned in bodily lowliness
And in the heart's pride.

'A woman can be proud and stiff
When on love intent;
But Love has pitched his mansion in
The place of excrement;
For nothing can be sole or whole
That has not been rent.'

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Lauren stole that one from Yeats -

Naughty girl!

I prefer this one from Frank Lloyd Wright:

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yeats kicks ass.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I didn't know. It's just something we say to spite the engineers.

I can't say what we engineers say about architects, even on a porn page.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I can't say what we engineers say about architects, even on a porn page.

 

[amicus]

Thanks, I needed this thread...



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