Hung like a . . . A question of measurement

[Evil Alpaca]

Hung like a wind chime.

(I have NO idea what that means.)

 

[ElizabethWest]

Hung like King Kong.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hung like King Kong.

Think the girl went with him willingly?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Think the girl went with him willingly?

I think that is a distinct possibility.

 

[RavenousRae]

Hung like a jack-o-lope

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I think that is a distinct possibility.

"Okay big boy. Peel that banana and let's make a split."

 

[ElizabethWest]

"Okay big boy. Peel that banana and let's make a split."

"Oh Kong of the big Dong...take me away from here...")

 

[Evil Alpaca]

"Oh Kong of the big Dong...take me away from here...")

It's all about mad monkey lovin'.

 

[ElizabethWest]

It's all about mad monkey lovin'.

I've heard of that...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hung like longjohns - from the top of the clothesline to damned near the ground.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hung like longjohns - from the top of the clothesline to damned near the ground.

Hung like a Republican deficit . . . it may be huge, but no one seems to want to touch it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hung like a Republican deficit . . . it may be huge, but no one seems to want to touch it.

Laughed so hard I set off the glass-break alarms ...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Hung like longjohns - from the top of the clothesline to damned near the ground.

You made me think of the pirate.

Hung like a pegleg.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Laughed so hard I set off the glass-break alarms ...

My job here is done.

 

[SeaCat]

Hung like a jack-o-lope

Hung like a Bass-a-Lope.

Cat

 

[yui]

Hung like a Bass-a-Lope.

Cat

On a stringer?

 

[Weird Harold]

of course there is the always popular "Hung like a man with a fifteen inch cock that is as thick as a coke can."

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hung like a Republican deficit . . . it may be huge, but no one seems to want to touch it.

Oh, Evil One, you done did good. I'd like to add one variation: Hung like a GOP deficit...it may be huge and still getting bigger, but everyone in the Congressional locker room pretends not to notice.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hung like the Death Star . . . Once it clears the horizon, it's gonna kill somebody.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

If I may be so bold as to quote from "Outdoor Angie" the story I plan to enter in the upcoming Earth Day writing contest:

And then there was his being, to quote a locker-room wag, “hung like a fucking Missouri mule.”

Rumple Foreskin