I am Sorry, SIR.

He's too chicken shit to do that. Oh...I guess you knew that. :rolleyes:

No, I'm hoping this person will create another alt that's a SIR, so I can play with him.

I do so love my trolls. :D

And I could use some aggression therapy.
 
Do you only have one hand to work with? I don't care if you do. Just wondering. And this thread has been moved already.

He's wanking faster than a fourteen year old boy whose parents just pulled into the driveway. Hard to type efficiently at the same time, kiddo.
 
Sounds like we have another "meta-master" online here. These things never end well as we've seen so many times before.

*starts putting up plastic sheeting before the blood is shed*

:devil:

No- she just messed up for our Master and this is her apology to him
 
No, Captor, I am not yours. I am SIR Sinpain's. I belong to only Him and MsLana. That's it. If you had read my profile, captor, you would know that i am taken already and i'm not looking for any Masters now. Plus you sound mean and too much for a new sub to handle.

As for the public apology, i don't question SIR. no one should. He just told me to do it and i obey Him.

You know a true submit would never go behind a masters back like this. Not after all we've had together. 3 seconds of anonymous posts is a binding contract you know. As punishment you must go to your local supermarket and burden strangers with your plight.
 
No, Captor, I am not yours. I am SIR Sinpain's. I belong to only Him and MsLana. That's it. If you had read my profile, captor, you would know that i am taken already and i'm not looking for any Masters now. Plus you sound mean and too much for a new sub to handle.

As for the public apology, i don't question SIR. no one should. He just told me to do it and i obey Him.

On the chance that you are For Real and not a troll, I really hope you will read my post seriously.

You initially say that you have been "a sub for 3 days and i have a lot to learn". And then you go on to say that you are obeying this man (and already calling him SIR in all-caps) just because he told you to do this, and that you don't question him and "no one should".

RED FLAGS. Have you heard that term? It means WARNING. It means that this does NOT sound like a safe or healthy relationship. You've been a "sub" for 3 days and you are already doing things *just* because he says, and thinking you have no reason to question him? That's not right and it's not healthy.

If you were in a NORMAL, non-bdsm relationship, would you move in with someone or let them force you into situations JUST because they said so, when you had only been dating for 3 days?

Someone calling themselves "SIR" (or making you call them that) does NOT mean they are experienced in this lifestyle, or have your best interests in mind. I would never DREAM of making someone call me by a title like that and ordering them to post a public apology on a forum, when they had only been my "sub" for three days. That's ridiculous.
 
This is why I HATE BEING SICK. I go away to sleep and get better and I miss all the good shit. :rolleyes:
 
Word up, Satin. Here I thought this thread was just one of those threads I could safely avoid. Turns out it's well entertaining. ;)

My favorite part of threads full of alts is that I can imagine them, instead of being the work of just one idiot, being a part of some great hive mind, posting online in order to learn our ways of thinking, so it can destroy us.

But then, I waste a lot of time thinking about shit like that :D
 
Word up, Satin. Here I thought this thread was just one of those threads I could safely avoid. Turns out it's well entertaining. ;)

My favorite part of threads full of alts is that I can imagine them, instead of being the work of just one idiot, being a part of some great hive mind, posting online in order to learn our ways of thinking, so it can destroy us.

But then, I waste a lot of time thinking about shit like that :D

Resistence is Futile! :rolleyes::D
 
Hey, hey, watch the grown up language. We have minors in here. :p

I think we can thank Thanksgiving vacation for our newest troll. :rolleyes:
Miners or minors?
 
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I wonder what Evil Geoff would say....


And to think the OP was Domme-ing a few days ago. What a spiral of shame! :rolleyes:
 
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Really? REALLY???

How humbling can this display be? You are completely anonymous on these boards. Are all your virtual friends mocking you? Have you been cyber-shunned? Are all the subs on the intertubes playground refusing to play with you?

(By the way, all this was typed while standing nude on the corner of a busy internet intersection, with demeaning words written in soot on my person, at the insistence of sirpainintheass, proving what twue humiliation is.)

*gag*
 
What a pity that a forum designed for providing somewhere for likeminded folk to come together and share their experiences, has been invaded by people who's only contribution is cuntish behaviour:rolleyes:
 
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