I-can-whoop-your-ass-itis.

[pandora]

Hey ShyGuy, I'm a lover too. Use to think I was a badassed bitch, but KM scares me to much.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Lol, ShyGuy, tell ya what, I've got your back as long as you cover my front.

Ohh and what part of your front do you want me to cover? And with what??

 

[Silverlily]

Ohh and what part of your front do you want me to cover? And with what??

All of it, with kisses

 

[ShyGuy68]

All of it, with kisses

Ohh my what an invitation!!! I for sure won't be able to turn that down!!

Come here kitten, so I can kiss every inch of your front! But I might give some parts more attention than others!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

It might have been a bit of my own fault that he got mad at me, thinking about the way I wrote to him.

Damn shy, you ARE multitalented. Not only can you take on a fully equipped Ranger Bat with nothing but a broken can opener, but you can make this guy write nasty things about you! Did you hold waterpistol to his head full of nitro? Or was it Sparky's short mexican skinny guy's boxcutter?

There is moral to this.

Never take on a fully equipped Ranger Battallion with a broken can opener. They have thingys that can shoot distances with some accuracy, and barring that, destroys everything like Sherman on his way to a hoedown in Atlanta. Even you, Shyguy, would have difficulties.

Just call me KillerAesopMuffin

 

[Cheri]

Damn I hate when I come to late for the ass kicking! I gotta work on this whole timing thing.
As for riduculous insults by pathetic infantile board people, annoying people never fail to annoy me.

 

[StneCldFactor]

Re: I'ma kick yo' ass! From way over here behind my monitor!

A semi-prolific member of this board has recently had a little rant that I found, well, vastly amusing at the very least. He couldn't spell Fuckin. Anyway, he also claimed that he could kick shyguy's ass. How does he know? Has he met shyguy? Is he aware that shyguy holds the third highest rank in jeetkundo worldwide? Does he know that shyguy has gone up against a squad of force recon and backed them down?

How can you be sure that you can can whoop someone's ass unless you actually fight them? If, for so inexplicable reason, shyguy tracked this idiot down and discovered he was actually a 15 year old from Brighton Beach who barely weighed 92 pounds and laughed himself into a coma, does that really count as getting his ass whooped?

It's rather debilitatingly stupid to get online and threaten to whoop peoples' asses because you can't back that up. It's like hiding behind the bouncer and calling the other guy names. It shows cowardice. I believe that we can all be forgiven for questioning the color of the Internet I'ma whoop your assers spine.

It's all good to get online and imitate your favorite gangsta rapper, cause no one will ever know the truth. It's too bad as well, because no one will ever know the real person and what they really think, all they will know is that there is some pathetic posturing fool trying to pass himself as something he isn't. Whatever credibility someone may have had before so obviously pretending to be something they aren't has been shot to hell like a road sign on a county road in missouri.

Only ranked third huh? LOL......Well, to just let you know, "JeetKundo" isnt much to brag about. =) Good Day!

 

[Expertise]

I wondered when our resident neurosurgeons would show up.

 

[Samuari]

I wondered when our resident neurosurgeons would show up.

They're all in Florida.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And......

They're all Virgins or fucking Guests.

 

[Silverlily]

Very true, Spark. Of course it would be hard to be a virgin and fucking a guest.

 

[naudiz]

Words of wisdom.

I may not have the exact wording right, but I believe it was Margaret Thatcher who said "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."

I think the same applies to being a badass.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: I'ma kick yo' ass! From way over here behind my monitor!

A semi-prolific member ...

Only ranked third huh? LOL......Well, to just let you know, "JeetKundo" isnt much to brag about. =) Good Day!

Whats your point? You do have one? I missed it.