I challenge you...

[Salvor-Hardon]

Well mine is submitted and has been since the 30th though still pending.

I think teh powers that be are either trying to determine my sanity, if it is purposefully insulting or if Kafka writes porn.

Maybe it will go live this afternoon.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well mine is submitted and has been since the 30th though still pending.

I think teh powers that be are either trying to determine my sanity, if it is purposefully insulting or if Kafka writes porn.

Maybe it will go live this afternoon.

We shall light a candle and wait.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

And we are live!

This is my thumb story challenge

And I do hope vella forgives me after she reads it.

 

[sophia jane]

This is my thumb story challenge

And I do hope vella forgives me after she reads it.

Very funny, Salvor.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This is my thumb story challenge

And I do hope vella forgives me after she reads it.

I hope that dream comes true.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Very funny Sal.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

And that whole bit about me wanking alot, that is pure fiction. I do it maybe 3 times a day tops.

But I do use a selection of lit hotties for fantasy fodder though. thank you ladies

And to those hit by a truck....... ummmmmmmmm It was a very small slow moving truck.

 

[eric shawn listo]

And that whole bit about me wanking alot, that is pure fiction. I do it maybe 3 times a day tops.

But I do use a selection of lit hotties for fantasy fodder though. thank you ladies

And to those hit by a truck....... ummmmmmmmm It was a very small slow moving truck.

And here I was hoping 'd been put out of my misery...I'm gonna have to rethink my story to be that funny.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And that whole bit about me wanking alot, that is pure fiction. I do it maybe 3 times a day tops.

But I do use a selection of lit hotties for fantasy fodder though. thank you ladies

And to those hit by a truck....... ummmmmmmmm It was a very small slow moving truck.

LOL...I liked the part about the truck, what a great loophole.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

And here I was hoping 'd been put out of my misery...I'm gonna have to rethink my story to be that funny.

*edit story to read "Except Eric who was run over by a very heavy steam roller, who then backed up to see what had been run over then rolled forward not finding anything but a grease spot".*

Never let it be said I don't pander to my audience.

 

[eric shawn listo]

*edit story to read "Except Eric who was run over by a very heavy steam roller, who then backed up to see what had been run over then rolled forward not finding anything but a grease spot".*

Never let it be said I don't pander to my audience.

I feel much flatter now...reminds me of ajoke about Batman and Robin...

 

[zeb1094]

The Zoran Event (A Thumb Dies in Darkness) by zeb1094

Tiny Dancer by Honey123

Death of a Thumb by Salvor-Hardon

As everyones story posts let us know.[/QUOTE]

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Great story Salvor!

 

[BeachGurl2]

Very funny story, Sal. Loved it!

 

[Honey123]

Very funny Sal!!!

Me in a garter belt...can you imagine!!!

 

[zeb1094]

bump...

The Zoran Event (A Thumb Dies in Darkness) by zeb1094

Tiny Dancer by Honey123

Death of a Thumb by Salvor-Hardon

As everyones story posts let us know.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Only 6 pages done...but I've already killed Cloudy.

 

[Honey123]

Only 6 pages done...but I've already killed Cloudy.

Your AV made me smile..thank you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Your AV made me smile..thank you!

I knew you would like it.

 

[Honey123]

I knew you would like it.

Call me Betty....I'm so easily pleased...it's sad, isn't it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Call me Betty....I'm so easily pleased...it's sad, isn't it?

Do your nipples look like MilkDuds?

 

[Honey123]

Do your nipples look like MilkDuds?

If they did, I'd never leave home...I just sit there sucking on them...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If they did, I'd never leave home...I just sit there sucking on them...

There is something so wrong, yet so exciting about that visual.

 

[Honey123]

There is something so wrong, yet so exciting about that visual.

I think it's quite amazing to watch women do that on porn movies...My boobs are so small, they hardly can be cupped in my hands!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think it's quite amazing to watch women do that on porn movies...My boobs are so small, they hardly can be cupped in my hands!!

I'll use my hands.

 

[Honey123]

I'll use my hands.

Just make sure they are warm...your tongue will make the nipples hard enough.