I challenge you...

[Stella_Omega]

Git out.

What the HELL did I do????
Come on, baby, lets go up to the point. I'm buying I got a paycheck, okay?

I stayed home from the drags for you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What the HELL did I do????
Come on, baby, lets go up to the point. I'm buying I got a paycheck, okay?

I stayed home from the drags for you!

God, you're dog is smarter then you.

I have a headache. Go see if your alley cat girlfriend wants to go.

 

[Stella_Omega]

God, you're dog is smarter then you.

I have a headache. Go see if your alley cat girlfriend wants to go.

nu-huh, I want to be right here, by your bitchy side.

Damn if I know why...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

nu-huh, I want to be right here, by your bitchy side.

Damn if I know why...

Because I'm the best thing you ever had dumbass.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Because I'm the best thing you ever had dumbass.

And I'm the best thing you ever had too. You gotta admit it.

 

[damppanties]

So?

What happened finally?

Where's her story?

Did you people just let her relax without hounding her?

What?

 

[zeb1094]

A while back she said she was going to submit it, I haven't checked if it's now posted!

 

[Samandiriel]

Kick her lazy ass.

 

[zeb1094]

Nothin' posted yet!

Abs, Abs...

 

[damppanties]

*sigh*

I am deeply saddened.

 

[zeb1094]

*sigh*

I am deeply saddened.

I am disapointed in our somewhat tarnished creator of the Challenge.

I know she meant to do the right thing...

How sad!

 

[Samandiriel]

Kill her in a new challenge.

 

[zeb1094]

Night of the Living Abstruse! Non-Erotic Horror.

Story line:

The Abstruse dies under unusual circumstances under a full moon and a close fly by of a mysterious comet.

The next day she has been reanimated and runs around the city killing all the hetero guys in the most grusome manner possible!

Yes, yes, I think it could work!

 

[damppanties]

I am disapointed in our somewhat tarnished creator of the Challenge.

I know she meant to do the right thing...

How sad!

Oh well. Once you read the story you'll forgive her. I know she's counting on that. *grumble grumble mutter*

Story line:

The Abstruse dies under unusual circumstances under a full moon and a close fly by of a mysterious comet.

The next day she has been reanimated and runs around the city killing all the hetero guys in the most grusome manner possible!

Yes, yes, I think it could work!

No, no! Not this!! Please!!! This is what I'm already writing for Samandiriel.

 

[zeb1094]

Oh well. Once you read the story you'll forgive her. I know she's counting on that. *grumble grumble mutter*


No, no! Not this!! Please!!! This is what I'm already writing for Samandiriel.

Ok, I won't. But if I ever do, I'll let you edit it for me.

 

[damppanties]

Ok, I won't. But if I ever do, I'll let you edit it for me.

What was that about?

 

[zeb1094]

What was that about?

So you drinking tonight?

It was about writing a story or series of stories about The Abstruse becoming a zombie and runing rampent killing all the hetero men!

If I ever write it, you will get to edit it! Ok?

 

[damppanties]

So you drinking tonight?

It was about writing a story or series of stories about The Abstruse becoming a zombie and runing rampent killing all the hetero men!

If I ever write it, you will get to edit it! Ok?

Nope. Merely sleep-deprived.

So why will I get to edit it?

Please hit me hard so that I get unconscious. I'll love you in the morning.

 

[zeb1094]

Nope. Merely sleep-deprived.

So why will I get to edit it?

Please hit me hard so that I get unconscious. I'll love you in the morning.

So Sleepy = Abstruse.

Interesting dilema.

Press the off button on the computer and step away. Lay back, pull the covers up to your chin, close your eyes and sleep the sleep of the inocent.

Sleep, sleep, sleep...

Night DP, sweet dreams.

 

[damppanties]

So Sleepy = Abstruse.

Interesting dilema.

Press the off button on the computer and step away. Lay back, pull the covers up to your chin, close your eyes and sleep the sleep of the inocent.

Sleep, sleep, sleep...

Night DP, sweet dreams.

No no NO! I can't sleep. I have to go pick up people at 2:30 a.m. from the airport. Which is about 2 hours from now. If I sleep now, it is going to be disastrous.

And btw, Abs can never be Sleepy.

 

[zeb1094]

No no NO! I can't sleep. I have to go pick up people at 2:30 a.m. from the airport. Which is about 2 hours from now. If I sleep now, it is going to be disastrous.

And btw, Abs can never be Sleepy.

Oh, ok! No Abs can't be sleepy well she can, but a sleepy person can be abstruse!

I'll keep you awake...what me to sing you a lullaby?

 

[damppanties]

Oh, ok! No Abs can't be sleepy well she can, but a sleepy person can be abstruse!

I'll keep you awake...what me to sing you a lullaby?

That first sentence almost worked. Congrats. I'm totally confuzzled.

 

[zeb1094]

That first sentence almost worked. Congrats. I'm totally confuzzled.

From Dictionary.com:

abstruse adj.

Difficult to understand; recondite.

adj : difficult to penetrate; incomprehensible to one of ordinary understanding or knowledge; "the professor's lectures were so abstruse that students tended to avoid them"; "a deep metaphysical theory"; "some recondite problem in historiography"

Hahaha, you're just funnin' me!

 

[damppanties]

adj : difficult to penetrate;

I stopped right there. I get too affected by this place being a porn board sometimes.

 

[zeb1094]

I stopped right there. I get too affected by this place being a porn board sometimes.

There you go...shouldn't treat as such all the time. Just a bunch of people trying to make a connection with like minded people. Yes we're all a bunch of pervs, so what! And we write erotica and read smut, so what! I'm just a guy, I could be a co-worker for all you know. I could sit next to you at work or talk to you on a video conference every Friday morning, no telling.

But we're all the same! Looking for a little fun and conversation. A little flirting never hurt no one!