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Hello
Can somebody please tell me how to add pictures to these messages? I can see everybody else has mastered this, but I can't seem to do it. I thought I'd succeeded, but nothing has come up
Graham
 

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Well, if I understand correctly, you'd have to have the image hosted somewhere. Then you put the url of the image between the image tags in the message like: img]url[/img. But with the extra [s too.

Btw, nice to see you post, Graham. :kiss:
 
Holy shit and shove me in it!!!!!

Is that man the topic of this thread? Boy howdy.... I could take him home in a heartbeat!!!!!!

Two things I fall for immediately... men in uniform and/or men with accents. And then of course, men who look like him... Okay, that's three things...
 
A Desert Rose said:
Holy shit and shove me in it!!!!!

Is that man the topic of this thread? Boy howdy.... I could take him home in a heartbeat!!!!!!

Two things I fall for immediately... men in uniform and/or men with accents. And then of course, men who look like him... Okay, that's three things...

Yep, that's him. :D I'm not just biased when I say he's awfully cute.

To see some more pics of him, click the link in his sig. Some of those are nudes - and he's an exhibitionist. :)

The thread seemed to have died down and I thought he might get a kick out of it so I emailed him the link.
 
Wellllllll.... he's just an Adonis.

Few men take my breath away... but he does.

WOW.
 
Well, here goes - my next attempt at getting a picture posted next to my words...

img]C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\CD\My Pictures\Family album\Graham\Modelling for Jenn\Faces\Scruff.JPG [/img

I'm not sure if I got this right, but if it goes well, then you'll either see a picture there, or get a bunch of gibberish
 
Well, here goes - my next attempt at getting a picture posted next to my words...

img]C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\CD\My Pictures\Family album\Graham\Modelling for Jenn\Faces\Scruff.JPG [/img

I'm not sure if I got this right, but if it goes well, then you'll either see a picture there, or get a bunch of gibberish
 
Well, here goes - my next attempt at getting a picture posted next to my words... I'm not sure if I got this right, but if it goes well, then you'll see a picture there. I hope it does though, 'cos I really want to personalise these messages

img]C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\CD\My Pictures\Family album\Graham\Modelling for Jenn\Faces\Scruff.JPG [/img
 
If you don't have it hosted online somwhere, then you need to put it on as an attachment.

:kiss:
 
Damn it. Didn't work. This is very confusing, sometimes.

Y'know, when I read that comment about being an "Adonis"... I can't remember the last time I grinned so wide. But I keep on thinking about that scene in "Shrek", where Donkey says "I hope you heard that; she called me a noble steed".

I still remember - all too clearly - those days at school, where I had a pasty face, terrible acne and huge glasses. I got better glasses since then and look a lot better, but in my head I'm still that ugly, awkward kid.

The weird thing is that I scanned my parents' entire photograph album last year - over the course of a few months - and saved all the pictures to CD. It's kinda scary. As a little boy, right up to about age 14 I look all fresh-faced and innocent. Then it suddenly goes very bad - genetic experiment gone wrong. Then, round about mid to late twenties (as recently as that) I start pulling it together again. I can still look seriously ugly from time to time, though. Not immune to very bad days.

By the way, I have Janette and Jenn to thank for the pictures. Janette does the colour ones with the digital manipulation, so makes me look cool and outlandish. Jenn does the moody black and white ones and flatters me with great lighting and perfect timing.

Anyway... gotta go...

'Bye

Graham
 
Decadent Switch said:
Damn it. Didn't work. This is very confusing, sometimes.

Y'know, when I read that comment about being an "Adonis"... I can't remember the last time I grinned so wide. But I keep on thinking about that scene in "Shrek", where Donkey says "I hope you heard that; she called me a noble steed".

I still remember - all too clearly - those days at school, where I had a pasty face, terrible acne and huge glasses. I got better glasses since then and look a lot better, but in my head I'm still that ugly, awkward kid.

The weird thing is that I scanned my parents' entire photograph album last year - over the course of a few months - and saved all the pictures to CD. It's kinda scary. As a little boy, right up to about age 14 I look all fresh-faced and innocent. Then it suddenly goes very bad - genetic experiment gone wrong. Then, round about mid to late twenties (as recently as that) I start pulling it together again. I can still look seriously ugly from time to time, though. Not immune to very bad days.

By the way, I have Janette and Jenn to thank for the pictures. Janette does the colour ones with the digital manipulation, so makes me look cool and outlandish. Jenn does the moody black and white ones and flatters me with great lighting and perfect timing.

Anyway... gotta go...

'Bye

Graham

I loved Shrek, both of them.

And I have seriously ugly days too. Most of us were geeky teenagers... that comes with the territory, doll.

But hot damn!!!! Graham!!!! (I love when I rhyme.) You really are a dollbaby.

Wish I weren't so much older than you... big ol' sigh. :kiss:
 
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