I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

IDAYPMB I spent too much time constructing a nicely written paragraph in response to your original message, complete with punctuation and plenty of words and stuff, and you just said, "oh okay, cool. So do you masturbate?"
 
1. I meant to, I just forgot... let me see if I can find it. I may have inadvertently deleted it.

2. You're a troll with a new alt... you call it a new account, whatever, you're still a troll. I like the purple - haired troll, personally. :rolleyes:

3. You asked if I want to play 5 word arouse. If I did, I 'd be out on the thread playing. Also, you have ONE post under your belt talking about a fetish *shiver*...not to mention you're a woman. Uhhhmmm... I am too! Do you NOT see I'm HIS Princess? Try reading, it's LITerotica.:mad:
 
Several possible reasons why I didn't respond to your PM

1) You sent it at a point when I had dozens of other PM's and yours just kinda got lost amongst them, in such scenario's I apologize.

2) I just wasn't in the mood to respond when I read it, then I forgot about it, again apologies.

3) You prove yourself to be an idiot by asking me to send pics or Skype despite my bio very clearly stating that under no circumstances should you. Expect to be ignored from that point onwards.
 
I have a multiplicity of reasons too:

I can talk the talk, but can't walk the walk.

Or

I'm just plain ignorant and can't be bothered
 
... I now suspect you're underage. I'm not going to call you out publicly by name but I'm suspicious.
 
Because my reply to your first message wasn't coded...it was pretty precise, and NO, I do not need you to "prime" me "up for him". He can do that very well on his own, thank you very much. :mad:
 
D(.)(.)

Dollie----------- My fingers were tired from answering all of the other stupid PM's about my love life and my size 49XXXXX boobs. No I don't do that either.
 
Because I'm tired of your fifteenth PM saying "Just one question..."
You had one....
 
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