I didn't answer your p.m. because.....
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TheSilverLining
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IDAYPMB I don't like to do it from my mobile. The screen's not big enough and it feels all claustrophobic. Odd? Maybe. 
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IDAYPM
because we have already done that dance.
Apparently you don't recall.
So over it.
because we have already done that dance.
Apparently you don't recall.
So over it.
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IDAYPM...because I am more than just a huge penis and a talented tongue.....I have feelings too, damn it!
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IDAYPM...because I am more than just a huge penis and a talented tongue.....I have feelings too, damn it!
Ok. I get it. But just ... when you say "huge" ...what exactly are we talking about? <runs away giggling>
Me? Because you said I responded to you on a thread and I've never seen you before. Didn't work...
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*unzips......THUMP* that big enough for you?
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I didn't answer your p.m. because I am terrible at one handed typing.
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Hahaha. Got you to smile, didn't i? My job here is done.
Good night all.
I posted that to get YOU to smile, so I think my job is done
and now you're thinking about my penis
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I didn't answer your PM because it never came, leading to sadness and depression. Later I became suicidal, just waiting and hoping your PM would arrive. It never did. I spent the next few hours carving my arms, wondering what went wrong, thinking it must've been something I said. Was it because I gave off the crazy vibe? No, that couldn't be it. I'm perfectly normal. What could it have been? I don't understand. I'm going to go masturbate now in my mother's panties. Hope to hear from you. Bye.
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I've had my fill of retard, bore and waste of air for the week.
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IDAYPMB you gushing how beautiful you think I am doesn't tell me anything about you except you have exceptionally low standards.
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You sound like the others that have contacted me with a very obvious dick clutched between their fingers. I'm bored now.
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I haven't got any pm to reply to....
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You said
"Hi
How are you"
Sent me a read receipt, which I declined and your avatar was full frontal nudity. If it didn't hang as sad as an elephants trunk and make me shudder, I may have responded.
"Hi
How are you"
Sent me a read receipt, which I declined and your avatar was full frontal nudity. If it didn't hang as sad as an elephants trunk and make me shudder, I may have responded.
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Need a bottle of eyedrops?
Acid, lots of acid. It might override any decent cocck pic I see from now on...speaking of cocks, anything especially good on your tumblr?
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Nope! I prefer posting pussy pics, sorry!
Hahahahaha!
Almost made me spit out my tea
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