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I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

I didn't want to see a stranger's dick, thanks. And I don't think I'll have a lot in common with someone who either can't spell, or can't be bothered to glance over a PM before sending it.
 
Honestly I was laughing too damn hard, Seriously. I had tears even. Dude, man up, grow a pair of danglers and stop whining. If you want to talk to the boob beings, man up and do it instead of whining at me :rolleyes:
 
IDAYPM because:

- Your accent does not translate to the written word.
- We don't have a magical connection because you know where Louisville, KY is.
- You can't spell.
- You missed punctuation day in school.
- You have no concept of manners, tact, or decent behavior.
- No, you don't "tun me on".
 
AKentuckyLady said:
IDAYPM because:

- Your accent does not translate to the written word.
- We don't have a magical connection because you know where Louisville, KY is.
- You can't spell.
- You missed punctuation day in school.
- You have no concept of manners, tact, or decent behavior.
- No, you don't "tun me on".
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Can't be me, I've never mentioned KY :)
 
Because you "just so happened to be up" and "just so happened to see your profile"
 
I did reply. That's when I told you that you were going on my ignore list for being an asshole :mad:
 
Because you sent me this.

Ever experienced a man licking his cum from your body or pussy? Shared a sensual cum filled kiss after giving an intense blowjob? Made a guy get off for you & then had him taste his jizz for your pleasure while watching?
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Aren't you the smooth, suave gentleman? Damn that made me hot. I'm panting for you. Take me, TAKE ME NOW. :rolleyes:

PS - if you really are reading my posts as you said in your PM to me, then now you truly "know" me, don't you? You got what you wanted.
 
AKentuckyLady said:
Because you sent me this.



Aren't you the smooth, suave gentleman? Damn that made me hot. I'm panting for you. Take me, TAKE ME NOW. :rolleyes:

PS - if you really are reading my posts as you said in your PM to me, then now you truly "know" me, don't you? You got what you wanted.
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Wow, too bad I'm not into guys, because I would totally ask you to forward this to me so I could talk to him, that's hot! Maybe you're being just a little bit narrow minded? Maybe?:rolleyes:
 
islandjoe2 said:
Wow, too bad I'm not into guys, because I would totally ask you to forward this to me so I could talk to him, that's hot! Maybe you're being just a little bit narrow minded? Maybe?:rolleyes:
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Your wish is my command. I'll forward it right away, I hope you two enjoy each other *sweet smile*
 
AKentuckyLady said:
Because you sent me this.



Aren't you the smooth, suave gentleman? Damn that made me hot. I'm panting for you. Take me, TAKE ME NOW. :rolleyes:

PS - if you really are reading my posts as you said in your PM to me, then now you truly "know" me, don't you? You got what you wanted.
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I would copy this onto the "What made you smile" thread if I could do it easily. That was great. Of course I'm not on the receiving end of it otherwise it might be less funny.
 
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