I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[AKentuckyLady]

IDAYPMB...

When you send me a PM after not hearing from you for nearly 6 months that simply says "Need fucking now, will you skype?" it really doesn't give me any incentive.

Asshole.

 

[RossieOregon]

Or maybe they have big feet or are to old to come up with something original?

Haha, those are probably their usual pick-up lines.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

You said you wanted to "share erotic exotic time with me this evening."

 

[islandjoe2]

So, I'm offering my services as a professional asshole pm returned. Not that everybody here is not perfectly capable of addressing those senders, but I'm sure sometimes it can get exhausting, and they don't always get the point. Forward that message to me and you'll never hear from them again Also offering a fake boyfriend service, which allows you to mention me in your profile and claim me for purposes of getting rid of those annoying pm Romeos. What can I say...I care

 

[LadyJS]

What can I say...I care

I always figured that you put others before yourself

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

So, I'm offering my services as a professional asshole pm returned. Not that everybody here is not perfectly capable of addressing those senders, but I'm sure sometimes it can get exhausting, and they don't always get the point. Forward that message to me and you'll never hear from them again Also offering a fake boyfriend service, which allows you to mention me in your profile and claim me for purposes of getting rid of those annoying pm Romeos. What can I say...I care

On it! Today was a bumper crop of stupidity. One even insulted himself racially. I dont get it. They have been deleted but I can share tomorrow with you. Thanks

 

[islandjoe2]

I always figured that you put others before yourself

You know me so well

 

[islandjoe2]

On it! Today was a bumper crop of stupidity. One even insulted himself racially. I dont get it. They have been deleted but I can share tomorrow with you. Thanks

I'm here all day, happy to help!

 

[Katie_80]

On it! Today was a bumper crop of stupidity. One even insulted himself racially. I dont get it. They have been deleted but I can share tomorrow with you. Thanks

That kind of shit is why I closed my PMs to a buddy list. Sorry you had to deal with that.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I didn't answer your p.m. because..... we moved and I didn't have internet for two weeks.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

That kind of shit is why I closed my PMs to a buddy list. Sorry you had to deal with that.

Thank you. I literally gasped when he insulted himself in just 4 words. Anyway...there are a couple of gems around. Hugs. J

 

[LinusRules]

You sent me a PM? Are you sure? I didn't get one from you. Check your sent box. Maybe it went to my spam box. I'll go look for it there. I'll get back you but if I don't it's because it must be because my entire inbox is broken. I'll PM you when it's fixed.

Thanks!

 

[zydrate]

Dude! I just got home......

 

[AKentuckyLady]

So, I'm offering my services as a professional asshole pm returned. Not that everybody here is not perfectly capable of addressing those senders, but I'm sure sometimes it can get exhausting, and they don't always get the point. Forward that message to me and you'll never hear from them again Also offering a fake boyfriend service, which allows you to mention me in your profile and claim me for purposes of getting rid of those annoying pm Romeos. What can I say...I care

I love it!

*runs to put Joe in her profile as her boyfriend*

 

[beachbaby179]

You said you wanted to "share erotic exotic time with me this evening."

I got that one once... suddenly I don't feel so special anymore... sniff, sniff...

 

[Workingman0315]

I fell asleep... Or so they tell me lol

 

[LinusRules]

Dude! I just got home......

Well get on it girl...

 

[monanympho]

it said - how are ou?

 

[LinusRules]

it said - how are ou?

Isn't that a conjugated verb in French? You just may have let a multi-lingual prize slip through your fingers.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Isn't that a conjugated verb in French? You just may have let a multi-lingual prize slip through your fingers.

I can't stop laughing at this. Dammit, stop it LR, my tummy hurts.

 

[NextDoorSecret]

So, I'm offering my services as a professional asshole pm returned. Not that everybody here is not perfectly capable of addressing those senders, but I'm sure sometimes it can get exhausting, and they don't always get the point. Forward that message to me and you'll never hear from them again Also offering a fake boyfriend service, which allows you to mention me in your profile and claim me for purposes of getting rid of those annoying pm Romeos. What can I say...I care

How thoughtful. I'll be sure and save some of the outlandish ones I get tomorrow and forward them over for your enjoyment.

On it! Today was a bumper crop of stupidity. One even insulted himself racially. I dont get it. They have been deleted but I can share tomorrow with you. Thanks

I got a lot of really stupid ones today as well.
One of the requests is probably not even physically possible, I think he got confused mid PM.

I love it!

*runs to put Joe in her profile as her boyfriend*

Can we share? Or take turns or something?

 

[AKentuckyLady]

How thoughtful. I'll be sure and save some of the outlandish ones I get tomorrow and forward them over for your enjoyment.


I got a lot of really stupid ones today as well.
One of the requests is probably not even physically possible, I think he got confused mid PM.



Can we share? Or take turns or something?

Of course we can share. There's plenty of Joe to go around Besides, you know he's going to start keeping a secret list of all the women that have his name in their profile

 

[zydrate]

because you're annoying

 

[BigWeapon]

Of course we can share. There's plenty of Joe to go around Besides, you know he's going to start keeping a secret list of all the women that have his name in their profile

Because you didnt send me any lol

 

[BigWeapon]

because you're annoying

Because you are rude lol