I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

IDAYPM because I looked at your profile and you mis-spelled masturbating. I just... can't.
 
IDAYPM Because all you wrote was "Hey. Wanna fuck?" and I was too tired to write back an essay telling you exactly why we would never, ever fuck, in cyberspace or otherwise.
 
I will answer ANYTHING that reasonably can be answered. (Crosses fingers that inbox doesn't explode.)
 
IDAYPM because immediately after receiving it, I fell into a deep coma that lasted until the next morning. When I came out of it, the first thing I did was check my inbox so I could get back to you, but alas, I had deleted your message and accidentally emptied my trash too.
 
IDAYPM because I'm convinced your an underaged boy & ask stupid sexual questions :mad:

L:rose:
 
The last thing you wrote was a tip and I wanted you to keep thinking it was clever. :eek:
 
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