I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Iceprincess12]

Years ago during a government experiment gone horribly wrong, the super secret chip implanted inside my brain that was supposed to overcome my complete aversion to cheesecake by having the word "eat" stamped on it, was involved in a mix up of epic proportions when the overpaid government paper boy delivered my orders to the "dell dude" and his orders came to my stamper technician who happened to be tasting the vomit inducing cheesecake that was made specifically for me and was so surprised he dropped cheesecake on the word eat already stamped on my chip and started to imprint the Dell when the lunch bell rang and he decided to finish it later...

Well you can imagine what happened then. The technicians name was ***** (classified) therefore I cannot deny my nature and when I see a pm from you, I don't.

 

[Misshotndeep]

That was so lame I don't even know what to say.

 

[icrwid68]

IDAYPM because I haven't received one in forever + a day

 

[butterfly_flip]

IDAYPM because life is making me a whiny lil bitch right now, and even more of a grumpy cunt than usual. Tis not fun for anyone really

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Idk...cause I haven't logged on in a while and I've been lazy about answering my PMs. Yeah...that sums it up. Sorry...I was just lazy

 

[jasonmason]

I still haven't gotten it.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

It really ain't none of your business.
Maybe I was busy.
Maybe I forgot
Maybe I don't like being called a slut
Maybe I'm playing hard to get.
Maybe I've already seen way too many 12" penis'
Maybe I'm not your momma.

 

[rubydlite]

Ok...I actually did answer to say wtf?

Dirty quetion
I hope you dont get angry with me asking, but what do you think of girls these days letting their dogs mount them?

It kinda turns me on to see girls doing it

 

[done_got_old]

I didn't respond because it was fraught with errors, an indication that you hadn't read my profile information.

 

[Iceprincess12]

All of my semi-polite "not interested" responses are not doing the trick. Maybe not responding is the answer you need.

 

[lilfear1]

I usually respond unless i didn't see that I had a PM. I think it is rude to ignore someone. Unless they don't stop bugging you.

 

[Penuche]

I had a lot on my mind, and given the mood I was in it was probably better that I didn't reply immediately.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Because you have 0 posts and you send me a message that says the exact same thing over and over every other week.

 

[guns44]

I generally try to answer just to be polite

 

[Taegul]

no habla ingles...sorry about that!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I fell asleep

 

[DoRaMe]

I have had a lot on my mind and not doing small talk very well lately.

 

[LizVegas79]

IDAYPM because I plan vacations for other people at work, not here.

 

[Iceprincess12]

If I open it I will need to look at your avatar and that thing makes me shudder.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If I open it I will need to look at your avatar and that thing makes me shudder.

Ha Ha it can't be that bad.

 

[RossieOregon]

Ha Ha it can't be that bad.

She has really high standards.

 

[just4friends]

I was busy writing a huge pm to you at the time

 

[mnbreastluver]

She has really high standards.

Are we talking about the same person. Just kidding!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ha Ha it can't be that bad.

She has really high standards.

Nope this is an involuntary shudder.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Nope this is an involuntary shudder.

Oh, that's very different.