I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Iceprincess12]

I answered all 3 in one pm to keep it streamlined, but by the time I read the 3rd one I couldn't remember the first one.

Basically I forgot.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I sometimes get busy and forgot then it gets lost among others ( I know that's a crappy reason, sorry)
Or..
I didn't like what you said
Or
I'm not interested
Or
Etc, etc...

 

[OldUncleJack]

...because your in box was full!

 

[El_Olvidadizo]

I haven't read it yet. I'll read and answer a little later, mmkay?

 

[jasonmason]

Because you forgot to send it again.

 

[LizVegas79]

IDAYPM b/c no profile = no answer

 

[MaryanneB]

IDAYPM because you pissed me off!!!

 

[thefishfryer]

Your link to a penis enlargement site didn't appeal to me.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I didn't bother to read it

 

[SexyBiGirl89]

....because I'm tired of the inappropriate winks... :/
Also, your profile picture turns me off.

 

[Misha_Davis]

I'm still in the middle of writing my reply; I'm terribly slow at this, so please be patient.

 

[37_ttej]

Well seeing as I'm hardly ever here, I think there are only spiderwebs in my inbox and - erk - a dead cockroach.

Well, better than a live one I guess.

*commences inbox dusting*

 

[Hornblende]

...while the sentiments intended were clearly good, you should probably check my nationality before wishing me a happy thanksgiving.

 

[37_ttej]

...while the sentiments intended were clearly good, you should probably check my nationality before wishing me a happy thanksgiving.

Sorry, my bad.

Better?

 

[Hornblende]

Sorry, my bad.

Better?

Kyllä, paljon kiitoksia.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I didn't answer your PM because... WTF?? who says that?

 

[troubledone]

I didn't answer your PM because... WTF?? who says that?

You are too cute .

 

[sogrl90]

IDAYM because it was a rhetorical question, right? You really don't expect a reply.

 

[LadyJS]

I didn't answer your PM because... WTF?? who says that?

Exactly! Who does say WTF??

The correct way to say it is WHAT THE FUCK???

Of course you can vary it in many ways. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM ASSHOLE?? is one of my favorites

No wonder no one wants to talk to me. Oh wait, I turned off my PMs! That probably has something to do with it as well. Never mind.

 

[Eva_Star]

IDAYPM because I'm busy answering HIS pm.

 

[done_got_old]

IDAYPM because I don't like you.

 

[Eva_Star]

IDAYPM because I accidentally deleted it and can't remember your screenname. It was very polite and nonsexual too! My bad.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

eroticromanticman

 

[Eva_Star]

eroticromanticman

haha Oh that was it! Thanks.

 

[beachbaby179]

Because I thought I was clear that "getting to know" someone my son's age wasn't something that I was comfortable with.