I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[OldUncleJack]

I'm not the one for you.

 

[girlyboi85]

Because I can type in three languages, and you can't in one.

 

[Cymru6969]

I had to give my pet marmot a bath

 

[LizVegas79]

IDAYPMB the time you spent on filling out your profile = the time I spend on replying to you.

 

[abm4766]

because my boss came to my office

 

[EnglishChap6687]

IDAYPMB I had already told you I wasn't interested

 

[troubledone]

IDAYPMB I am straighter than an arrow

 

[Iceprincess12]

It was warm and cozy in front of the fireplace. I fell asleep

 

[Taegul]

Steven Spielberg gave me a ring and asked me to come out to shoot for a few days. I haven't worked with him in a couple of years and I know he's struggling of late, so I decided to do the guy a favor...

 

[AKentuckyLady]

IDAYPM because I'm not that desperate and you're not that lucky.


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Soo hard and hot, its throbbing baby, bulging, longing to be buried inside you

 

[ydahecnot]

You so don't get my humor! *sulk

 

[Eva_Star]

IDAYPM...because I'm having a cold, grumpy day and don't want to bring you down. I'll write tomorrow. Promise.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

You didnt take the time to even look at my profile.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I didn't answer your pm ...

Cause I was on the phone with you.

 

[Eva_Star]

IDAYPM...because I'm having a cold, grumpy day and don't want to bring you down. I'll write tomorrow. Promise.

Nevermind...I DID pm you. You make me smile.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Nevermind...I DID pm you. You make me smile.

Hey thanks! You're pretty cool too.

 

[Eva_Star]

Hey thanks! You're pretty cool too.

haha

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

it wasn't a howler. I only get off on howlers.

 

[islandjoe2]

IDAYPM because I'm busy shaving the cat. No, really.

 

[SexyBiGirl89]

IDAYPM because you were being absolutely rude and expecting me to DROP everything and respond immediately and when I didn't you kept sending messages getting on my case for it. I can't stand people like you. -.-.

 

[girlyboi85]

IDAYPM because you were being absolutely rude and expecting me to DROP everything and respond immediately and when I didn't you kept sending messages getting on my case for it. I can't stand people like you. -.-.

One of my fave tactics to use on people like that is to make it absolutely clear that I'm around (i.e. by posting on threads, etc), but not reply to them for upwards of an hour at a time.

 

[HellBenttoo]

because, sometimes, I am not fit to be in human contact and then when I am, it all becomes irrelevant.

 

[may_I_please]

Because sometimes I just want to play

 

[may_I_please]

because, sometimes, I am not fit to be in human contact and then when I am, it all becomes irrelevant.

PS Pounce

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

because we were going away. It was -3 degrees and I licked the windshield, sticking my tongue to it for hours.