I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

I already said no in the last 3 pm's and I don't feel like writing it again.
 
................. I didnt think that illiterate, whiny, infantile, pathetic nonsense was worth the effort :rolleyes:
 
I always answer.

Hence why I should win the nice guy award :cool:

Hintity hint hint
 
because I don't know you

also because your cock is too shiny

But........... but, but I polish it every day :eek: any idea how hard it is getting good cock polish? easy to get decent hen polish but a good cock polish is damn expensive
 
Random guy I have never spoken with before...

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d4c76aba39b88677d677d1e4dd68b528/tumblr_myc2ytj01J1t2na6io1_500.jpg

Is NOT an introduction or a pick up line for a PM. And even if I did find it erotic I would not give you the pleasure of knowing I do. :rolleyes::rolleyes:


Random guy #2 I have never spoken with before with a shiny penis.

Girls talk, stop spamming us with it? K, thanks! :cool:

shiny penis *blinks* :eek: was it lacquered or shiny metal plated? Would affect the trade in value, I suppose. :cool:
 
I'm sure he's thrilled. lol Feel free to forward me something from the fairer sex if you like. *coughs* :eek:

LMAO I am sure he was mortified. :eek: I have not had any girls send me pics. I keep trying to talk Elli into it but she wont. Ugh! :rolleyes:
 
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