I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

LMAO I am sure he was mortified. :eek: I have not had any girls send me pics. I keep trying to talk Elli into it but she wont. Ugh! :rolleyes:

Don't worry. Women don't send me pics either, but I get by. :cool: I'm sure you could persuade her to give you whatever you want. lol
 
Because you simply asked if I masturbated in bed ... if it were on a balcony or something, perhaps I would have responded.
 
Don't worry. Women don't send me pics either, but I get by. :cool: I'm sure you could persuade her to give you whatever you want. lol

You obviously dont know Elli... Hell I had to goggle where she was from and all I could come up with is a kind of tiny little car. She is very mysterious that way.
 
Because you simply asked if I masturbated in bed ... if it were on a balcony or something, perhaps I would have responded.

Who has a balcony at their house? Just saying if I were making assumptions on where someone masturbated I would assume a bed or a shower....balcony would not even make my top ten. :confused:
 
Who has a balcony at their house? Just saying if I were making assumptions on where someone masturbated I would assume a bed or a shower....balcony would not even make my top ten. :confused:

Make it interesting! Tell a story. Bed, shower, bathroom, all quite blase.

Spice it up and catch my attention for a PM. That's all I'm saying. Perhaps I'm asking for too much.
 

Or perhaps I was simply joking and would not have responded even if it were a balcony.

Not on a car.
Not in a jar.
Not in a bedroom.
Not in a board room.
I would not do that here or there.
I would not do that anywhere.
I would not answer your PM.
I do not like them, random IM.
 
I didn't answer your p.m. because your username has the word "pussy" in it.
 
IDAY PM because you have all of seven posts...barged into my private not realizing I am male...and telling me how hard your cock is thinking of my AV.

Dude...that is way too much information for the first pm or the millionth pm...or like forever! Now I have to block your ass before I go wash out my eyes with Clorox...
 
IDAY PM because you have all of seven posts...barged into my private not realizing I am male...and telling me how hard your cock is thinking of my AV.

Dude...that is way too much information for the first pm or the millionth pm...or like forever! Now I have to block your ass before I go wash out my eyes with Clorox...
lol

so, what you're saying is had he ~worded~ his amore a little differently, he'd have had a chance?

Am I right? huh? huh? am I?
 
... Actually, I did reply. Perhaps I am not asking for too much at all ...
 
IDAY PM because you have all of seven posts...barged into my private not realizing I am male...and telling me how hard your cock is thinking of my AV.

Dude...that is way too much information for the first pm or the millionth pm...or like forever! Now I have to block your ass before I go wash out my eyes with Clorox...

*passes you the Eye Bleach from the Odd Penis Thread*
Damn, we're sure using a lot of this stuff lately. :rolleyes:
 
because that was just fucking retarded....

I'm sorry, had you said that to me in a bar or at a party, even a play party, I'd have more than likely dressed you down for being an idiot.
 
do I have to pick a put down answer

or can I choose from one of the nicer reasons why you never answer my PMs. Oh well just forget it I am used to it now and will jump off a very high bridge so I can think long and hard about why you hate me.
 
I didn't answer your pm because you've sent me the same one 37 times and I NEVER responded. Perhaps the 38th time is the charm huh? :rolleyes:
 
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