I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[SithLordSexyPants1]

I did answer it but you're so popular your PM box is full and you can't receive it.

 

[coachdb18]

...as a guy I'm just supposed to send them, and the women just count them (it's a test of their drawing power you know)

 

[Todger65]

I didn't answer your PM as its content was downright rude and condescending.

 

[islandjoe2]

IDAYPM because it's birthing season, and I've got a whole pen full of pregnant heifers about ready to pop, and damn it, your one line asking me to sext with you on Kik just didn't get a rise out of me, enough to take me away from Bessie and Mollie and Mooney and Sheila and Scarlet and......

 

[AKentuckyLady]

IDAYPM because it's birthing season, and I've got a whole pen full of pregnant heifers about ready to pop, and damn it, your one line asking me to sext with you on Kik just didn't get a rise out of me, enough to take me away from Bessie and Mollie and Mooney and Sheila and Scarlet and......

IDAYPM because...

"Moo."

 

[islandjoe2]

*insert horrifying picture of cow afterbirth here*

 

[MsShyVixen]

I'm watching for the giraffe, April, to give birth in that zoo in New York. The foal still haven't dropped yet!

 

[Logum]

I couldn't think of a meaningful response.

 

[KarenB59]

I've had less questions asked me in a job interview

 

[LeinadVirgo]

It was a copy paste from your only post

 

[frustratedthoughts]

The depth of your ignorance, and the magnitude of your douche-baggery were both so astounding that I could not be bothered to formulate a response.

P.S. You, sir, are an asshat of extraordinary proportions...

 

[islandjoe2]

Huh??

 

[Tallulah82]

Because I am too busy juggling. It could be my life, several conversations, or balls. Whose? Well, obvs not yours!

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Because I am too busy juggling. It could be my life, several conversations, or balls. Whose? Well, obvs not yours!

Thanks for the explanation, I feel better now.


IM KIDDING!!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Thanks for the explanation, I feel better now.


IM KIDDING!!!!

LOL! You do know that you DON'T have to write that?? I know you're joking, you eejit

Anyway. I would answer your pm's but I only service the desperate and rejected. Oh, wait. You DO qualify! Well, come on in...

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

LOL! You do know that you DON'T have to write that?? I know you're joking, you eejit

Anyway. I would answer your pm's but I only service the desperate and rejected. Oh, wait. You DO qualify! Well, come on in...

What about the unwashed? I'm that too.

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Because you stopped talking to me for months. With no explanation. Then months later out of the blue you FLY by to say hello and check in. Sorry bruh, keep on flying. This gals skies ain't so friendly

 

[BlackCashmere]

Because you stopped talking to me for months. With no explanation. Then months later out of the blue you FLY by to say hello and check in. Sorry bruh, keep on flying. This gals skies ain't so friendly

Hug

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Real life took over at points..

 

[Iceprincess12]

I was right in the middle of eradicating a small horde of parasites, they were on the run when the alpha showed up. Taking a page from Rocky, they trained, rallied and had me on the ropes. Luckily my back up arrived with cannisters of co2 to slow them down. He had the hose in his hand, going nice and slow when a sudden surge literally blew out the tip, spraying uncontrollably. Of course it dripped on my phone, rendering haptics useless. Siri couldn't understand a word I was saying and repeated "there is no spoon" as nauseam. By the time I had it thawed and his hose was under control, I had forgotten who you were.

 

[LavenderSands]

Your copy & paste generic message still had the previous "lucky" recipients name in it. And also an unrequested gif of "your" dick.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You didn't engage me in any prior conversation and were nasty about my AV in your message.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Because " hi wanna chat" is both boring and indicative of your capacity to have anything meaningful to say.

 

[KarenB59]

It must have gotten lost in transit.

 

[Gentledom45]

I never received it