I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

It was a statement and didn't seem to need a reply, added to which, I don't really care to know what you would like to do to your Mother. Now if your Mother requested that I did it to her that might be different.
 
I was really worried about your feelings and I didn't want to hurt them. I also didn't think you would get the sarcasm, why waste it?
 
Actually, for the first time since I've been on Lit, I can say I am caught up on all my PMs....that's not a commentary on how many PMs I get, it's really not that many. I'm just a slacker.
 
Because, yes, I received your PM... but unfortunately for us both, I do not have tits for you to fondle, I am not looking for a one night stand in Vladivostok, and no I don't desire to see if I can lift my ass higher... and as a guy... do women really answer these when you DO send these to the correct PM address?
 
Because this is only by second day here, no one knows me, and I have not received one to reject. Or for that matter, have not received one period.
 
...because I'm sleepy and kind of grumpy. *yawn* I will respond tomorrow. :kiss:
 
I answer all my pm's. I may not say what you want to hear but I will answer
 
Well. I'm not trying to make excuses for my lack of responses. I have good intentions to be witty, charming, flirtatious, and an all around great conversationalist. There's just one teensy-weensy problem. My PM's are turned off. :)
 
Dollie

I was tied up in the basement and being tickled by dwarfs.
I'll answer next week when they finish.
 
I never respond to spam

After that, every PM has a beginning, middle and end. The end usually has a closed ended reply, question or statement that you just cant reply to.
 
Because you haven't sent it yet

Oops! Sorry :eek:



I didn't answer because I'm currently run down and unable to shoot rainbows from my arse and pretend that I'm even half interested in getting down and dirty. Trust me, you don't want *this* attempting to be all sexy and shit, it's not a pretty sight on the best of days :eek:
 
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