I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[jasonmason]

You still haven't sent it.

 

[thefishfryer]

It was a statement and didn't seem to need a reply, added to which, I don't really care to know what you would like to do to your Mother. Now if your Mother requested that I did it to her that might be different.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

the wife keeps trying to look over my shoulder to see what I'm typing

 

[Iceprincess12]

I was really worried about your feelings and I didn't want to hurt them. I also didn't think you would get the sarcasm, why waste it?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

The dog ate my phone and I don't have a computer

 

[SweetCupcake]

I was recovering from the orgasm I had from reading what you wrote

Best and most charming excuse ever. I'd buy that and forgive anything.

 

[islandjoe2]

Actually, for the first time since I've been on Lit, I can say I am caught up on all my PMs....that's not a commentary on how many PMs I get, it's really not that many. I'm just a slacker.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

You went and made it weird. Now I just can't bring myself to answer.

 

[Stephanie_33]

Because it barely qualified as a sentence fragment, and was as dull as dirt.

 

[coachdb18]

Because, yes, I received your PM... but unfortunately for us both, I do not have tits for you to fondle, I am not looking for a one night stand in Vladivostok, and no I don't desire to see if I can lift my ass higher... and as a guy... do women really answer these when you DO send these to the correct PM address?

 

[Gentledom45]

Because you haven't sent one back yet.

 

[trappedwriter]

Because this is only by second day here, no one knows me, and I have not received one to reject. Or for that matter, have not received one period.

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Because you have yet to send me one.

 

[Eva_Star]

...because I'm sleepy and kind of grumpy. *yawn* I will respond tomorrow.

 

[JulieRichUK]

.... because my hands where busy elsewhere

 

[pocketpixie28]

Because you texted me before i could answer your PM

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Because you didn't actually send me a PM...

 

[KarenB59]

I answer all my pm's. I may not say what you want to hear but I will answer

 

[SmbdyUuse2knw]

Well. I'm not trying to make excuses for my lack of responses. I have good intentions to be witty, charming, flirtatious, and an all around great conversationalist. There's just one teensy-weensy problem. My PM's are turned off.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I was tied up in the basement and being tickled by dwarfs.
I'll answer next week when they finish.

 

[LWulf]

I never respond to spam

After that, every PM has a beginning, middle and end. The end usually has a closed ended reply, question or statement that you just cant reply to.

 

[bababooeyxxx]

I answer all my pm's. I may not say what you want to hear but I will answer

Hmmm So tempted to test this

 

[RickTango]

Because you haven't sent it yet

 

[Tallulah82]

Because you haven't sent it yet

Oops! Sorry



I didn't answer because I'm currently run down and unable to shoot rainbows from my arse and pretend that I'm even half interested in getting down and dirty. Trust me, you don't want *this* attempting to be all sexy and shit, it's not a pretty sight on the best of days

 

[bi11ionaire]

I didn't answer because you didn't send me one yet. Sad!