I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[LizVegas79]

Because the way you introduce yourself is important. And "luv your massive titties" isn't going to get you very far. Oh, and dude... a read receipt for THAT? Seriously? Who are you? NSA?

ROTF BB

 

[Kimleigh]

Because the way you introduce yourself is important. And "luv your massive titties" isn't going to get you very far. Oh, and dude... a read receipt for THAT? Seriously? Who are you? NSA?

WAIT!! Mine said massive "melons"... and requested a read receipt. HA!

 

[beachbaby179]

WAIT!! Mine said massive "melons"... and requested a read receipt. HA!

HAHAHAHAHA. That's classic.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

WAIT!! Mine said massive "melons"... and requested a read receipt. HA!

Haha my goodness. Where do these bozos come from?

 

[beachbaby179]

Haha my goodness. Where do these bozos come from?

Methinks it was the same bozo. And I don't feel so special anymore.

Bwahahahahaha!

 

[Kimleigh]

Methinks it was the same bozo. And I don't feel so special anymore.

Bwahahahahaha!

Awwww... I'm just glad I was in sexy company!

 

[Pantyboy74]

I never get any.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Methinks it was the same bozo. And I don't feel so special anymore.

Bwahahahahaha!

Awwwww well you, and your amazing rack, are special to me!

Awwww... I'm just glad I was in sexy company!

Now, being fair, this tacky PM guy wasn't telling any lies. Lol

 

[lilmissdarling]

because I remember how the conversation went, the last time we spoke.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

...because I'm forgetful as hell.

 

[beachbaby179]

Awwwww well you, and your amazing rack, are special to me!



Now, being fair, this tacky PM guy wasn't telling any lies. Lol

Be still my heart. You really know how to turn on the charm. and yes. At least he has good taste.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Be still my heart. You really know how to turn on the charm. and yes. At least he has good taste.

Yes, indeed. I'm charming as fuuuuuuuuuuck!

Haha not really. Well, maybe. I dunno. Am I? Not really for me to say.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Actually, I did...I've been waiting endlessly for a reply...

 

[thefishfryer]

I wasn't here when it arrived and the offer seemed time limited

 

[done_got_old]

I don't like you.

 

[Shi_One81]

A. It creeped me out
B. Wasn’t original
C. I’m not interested
D. You’re a dick
E. All of the above

 

[done_got_old]

A. It creeped me out
B. Wasn’t original
C. I’m not interested
D. You’re a dick
E. All of the above

Love them all!

 

[LadyJS]

You called me a cunt in your last PM to me so I made the assumption that you weren't expecting a reply.

 

[thefishfryer]

A. It creeped me out
B. Wasn’t original
C. I’m not interested
D. You’re a dick
E. All of the above

Yeah, but F. was fucking good, wasn't it?

 

[Asian_Flower]

Because no, I am not interested in talking to a 29M submissive from Denver.

 

[asianmom42]

Because no, I am not interested in talking to a 29M submissive from Denver.

hahah

Because I don't reply to people who can't type words like 'you', or 'I know right' vs u and IKR........

And don't get me started on hitting on me with a 'dom' theme *eyeroll*

 

[Asian_Flower]

hahah

Because I don't reply to people who can't type words like 'you', or 'I know right' vs u and IKR........

And don't get me started on hitting on me with a 'dom' theme *eyeroll*

LOL, I hear you.

If your PM starts with "hey, sup" or "39M married wanna chat" or similar the chances of a reply are absolutely zero. Try intelligent conversation, it acvtually might work!

 

[Dribble]

You called me a cunt in your last PM to me so I made the assumption that you weren't expecting a reply.

Oh shit...typo...I meant my cunt...

 

[asianmom42]

LOL, I hear you.

If your PM starts with "hey, sup" or "39M married wanna chat" or similar the chances of a reply are absolutely zero. Try intelligent conversation, it acvtually might work!

Exactly! So many are just destined for the deletion stack!

 

[sisixii]

IDAYPM it's obvious the message is a copy and paste you attempt to message every woman on here with.