I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[MIFirecracker]

I didn’t answer your PM because your sentences didn’t make sense. At all.

 

[KarenB59]

I did. Maybe I shouldn't have been so sarcastic.

Nah, it was deserved.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I usually do....unless you make fun of my cock.

 

[Mrtenant]

Because pictures of you with your cock in the tail pipe of that old Chevy Metro just don't fuggin do it for me. Get a Porshe or go home.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Because I was busy pouring another drink.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was busy posting

 

[Trouble_maker]

Because you never replied...

 

[erinbrew]

...because you clearly didn't read my profile, and therefore you've assumed I'm a __________.

: )

 

[Xerxes82]

You didn't send one! Silly Litster.

 

[Ausbellbaby]

I forgot.. I forget a lot of stuff. ☺

 

[Jada59]

I didn't get it.

 

[ashik09]

Because I think we want different things; there's nothing wrong with that, but I can't give you what you need.

 

[Gemma_0]

It asked for my age, sex and location.

 

[RedJack81]

.....it never arrived

 

[Beachgirl22]

I may be from Pennsylvania, but I am not Amish and don't want to be part of your sick fantasy.

 

[beachbaby179]

I may be from Pennsylvania, but I am not Amish and don't want to be part of your sick fantasy.

Yuck.

 

[Devilynme]

You penis just isn't big enough... and it's ugly.

 

[RedJack81]

You penis just isn't big enough... and it's ugly.

story of my life.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I'm lookin' for somethin' with bewbies.

 

[cole4258]

You penis just isn't big enough... and it's ugly.

Now THIS made me laugh

 

[done_got_old]

You scare the hell out of me!

 

[Stevew0073]

You didn’t send this humble man one.

 

[mnbreastluver]

My credit card was declined.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I couldn’t answer them all!

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Because the magic 8 ball said the answer is no.