I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[5by5]

Because I was too busy being a perv and was listening to audio of a man with a extremely sexy voice jerk off while I sorted out emails because I got bored of listening to music... Yeah...

 

[navytime09]

Damn, you guys are harsh. I was going to try but now I think I'll sit this one out.

 

[done_got_old]

Damn, you guys are harsh. I was going to try but now I think I'll sit this one out.

I didn't answer your PM because I know you have no courage. (Just kidding, but I couldn't resist.)

 

[Apisto42]

I didn’t answer your last pm because it was about balls. Specifically, yours, not mine.

 

[Taegul]

Because you didn't send it since you are a mean and evil tease getting a poor dog...errr...guy's hopes up before utterly crushing his poor spirit. I can relate to Bryan Adams because you cut like a knife!!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I didn’t answer your last pm because it was about balls. Specifically, yours, not mine.

Sorry, I thought you'd like my balls

 

[dashie33]

Sorry, I thought you'd like my balls

I do, but dipping them in ranch dressing and covering them with sprinkles? That was a bit much.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I do, but dipping them in ranch dressing and covering them with sprinkles? That was a bit much.

It's the Southern way!!

 

[KarenB59]

I did. Wish I didn't. You're not very nice.

 

[Jada59]

I was in the kitchen making this lovely toasty sandwich that I'm about to partake of. Two kinds of cheese, green pepper. onion, tomato on sourdough. Want me to share?

 

[DeckardNYC]

I was in the kitchen making this lovely toasty sandwich that I'm about to partake of. Two kinds of cheese, green pepper. onion, tomato on sourdough. Want me to share?

I'm in.

 

[BooksNBrawn]

My in box was too full and I gave up.

 

[Gamine67]

Because “Hi, how’s it going?” was so original I didn’t feel competent to respond with an equally inspirational retort.

 

[default24]

My in box was too full and I gave up.

Man, I HATE it when that happens

 

[Jada59]

I'm in.

*Hands you half*

 

[Jada59]

I couldn't. My hands were busy doing other things!

 

[done_got_old]

I was busy having sex with your father.

 

[MaBelle3120]

I really didn't know what to say in response to that message

 

[Gemma_0]

you're an idiot

 

[Trouble_maker]

I fell asleep.

 

[rubydlite]

Because I know what 'are you interested in chatting' really means

 

[Trouble_maker]

Because that is definitely not the way to start a conversation with me, despite me being a horndog.

 

[LizVegas79]

... because do you have any idea how many rando cock pics I get everyday?

 

[Littlelady30]

Because you didnt do your homework on my posts whereas 80 percent of people do and we have a directed conversation

 

[done_got_old]

.....because you made a nasty comment about me on a thread.