TomBoner
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The days still young ero. I'm sure some young perv might see this post and end up blowing your gratefulness!
I didn't answer your p.m. because.....
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The days still young ero. I'm sure some young perv might see this post and end up blowing your gratefulness!
Erochic
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The days still young ero. I'm sure some young perv might see this post and end up blowing your gratefulness!
Actually I haven't had any PMs today at all... And it's evening where I am.
I guess I'm slipping - or maybe people just think I'm turning my back on them
suckonsimon
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What??!!
Why oh why?
That's never anything that you would post... Anyone who has read your posts knows that.
I guess I should be grateful that among my creepy PMs I've never gotten an incest PM.
The days still young ero. I'm sure some young perv might see this post and end up blowing your gratefulness!
Oh dear I haven't set something off unawares I hope! Cheers you two - I love all your stuff on here.
TomBoner
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Oh dear I haven't set something off unawares I hope! Cheers you two - I love all your stuff on here.
Darn. You disclosed my deep hidden lust for nasty sex with my dead grandmother. ...
Do you suppose incest is a gateway sex act to necrophilia ... or necrophilia tends to lead to incest?
...
Erochic
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Oh dear I haven't set something off unawares I hope! Cheers you two - I love all your stuff on here.
Hehe... No with my ambiguous age... I think I'm safe from incest stuff
Though I do get PMs from guys younger than me asking if I like older men
Which really makes me laugh.
suckonsimon
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Do you suppose incest is a gateway sex act to necrophilia ... or necrophilia tends to lead to incest?
...
Wow the squirrel's high today
TomBoner
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Hehe... No with my ambiguous age... I think I'm safe from incest stuff
Though I do get PMs from guys younger than me asking if I like older men
Don't you just love ambiguous ages?
Wow the squirrel's high today
Why ... thankyou. That's quite a compliment.
Erochic
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Wow the squirrel's high today
Yeah... That was quite a conversation stopper
Or a something stopper
Though it didn't stop my lunch from wanting to come back up
suckonsimon
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Hehe... No with my ambiguous age... I think I'm safe from incest stuff
Though I do get PMs from guys younger than me asking if I like older men
These younger guys have clearly never seen a fit woman's backside and hips for real - perhaps all their flirting has been done in total darkness
TomBoner
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Yeah... That was quite a conversation stopper
Or a something stopper
Though it didn't stop my lunch from wanting to come back up
Did you really want to change the subject matter over to your lunch coming back up?
Now how about this? Necrophilia is against the law in 21 states here in the US.
That means there's friggin' 29 damned states where it's still LEGAL!!!
...
But gawddddddd forbid if a man wants to marry a man or a woman a woman!
OK ... I guess I'm done making this the temporary necrophilia thread.
MichaelinChina
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IDAYPM because you were going on and on about necrophilia..and frankly, that's just not my cup of tea.
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I didn't answer your pm because I fell asleep...
MichaelinChina
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I didn't answer your PM because I figured you'd be asleep.
lexieredefined
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I didn't answer your PM because I need you to get a clue.
MichaelinChina
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IDAYPM because I've been so preoccupied giving excuses for not AYPM here.
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Twlightdreamer
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IDAYPM because I strained my fingers masturbating.
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IDAYPM because I strained my fingers masturbating.
Not sure if there is a more valid reason than this
MichaelinChina
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IDAYPM because I am still waiting for you to send me one.
TomBoner
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IDAYPM because I am still waiting for you to send me one.
IDAYPM because I'm busy fantasizing about what Twlightdreamer is doing right now.
MichaelinChina
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IDAYPM because I'm busy fantasizing about what Twlightdreamer is doing right now.
you too???
..but she said her hands are aching!!
TomBoner
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you too???
Isn't that why gawd created vibrators?
Oh ... and my tongue too. I knew there was a reason gawd gave me a tongue.
T
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IDAYPM because you scared me off!
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