I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM Tom because I think you scared her off.

 

[TomBoner]

IDAYPM because I was massively confused about what's scary around here.

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I've been too busy checking out your latest pic posts Tom.

 

[TomBoner]

IDAYPM because you gave such a great response to why YDAMPM!

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I am now utterly lost for words.

 

[TomBoner]

IDAYPM because I am now utterly lost for words.

IDAYPM because I was totally shocked that you're EVER at a loss for words!

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I was totally shocked that you're EVER at a loss for words!

IDAYPM because ...omg it's happened again!

 

[Callmetim]

I did not reply because I don't care how horny, young and European you are, you say you're not looking for men then you PM me ... perhaps I have not made my gender clear enough ... *contemplates life and wonders if I have been doing this all wrong*

 

[clearlight30]

IDAYPM cuz I had to go to the office,
it was "uncasual" tuesday

 

[missgreekgeek]

Because you incessantly continue to refer to me as "girl" in your messages.
I'm 25. God knows how old you are.

Grow up. I am a woman, hear me roar goddammit.

 

[Spins]

I got distracted

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because you really fucking piss me off!

 

[AwesomeAddison]

IDAYPM because it was creepy.

 

[snowkitten13]

I did not reply because I don't care how horny, young and European you are, you say you're not looking for men then you PM me ... perhaps I have not made my gender clear enough ... *contemplates life and wonders if I have been doing this all wrong*

IDAYPM...because I thought for sure you were a girl. just kidding!

 

[walkingeagle]

IDAYPM...because I thought for sure you were a girl. just kidding!

IDAYPM because you never send one----sigh--

 

[Mindfondler]

IDAYPM because I think we reached the end of that conversation, and I'm hoping that it went well enough that either of us feels free to start a new one whenever we're in the mood.

(Have I identified here a common conundrum with PM conversations?)
.

 

[rubydlite]

Idaypm because, after all this time, you p.m. me with the same opener every time...

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because you are most definitely on my ignore list!

 

[mamasota]

I did not answer your PM because I didn't want to say something that might upset you.

 

[RickTango]

I did not answer your pm because my fingers kept sliding off the keyboard

 

[MatthewRoydon]

I did not answer your PM because it did not come
"ask and you'll receive!"

 

[frosty3610]

I did not answer your PM because your profile is blank.

 

[SuddenStop]

IDAYPMB... Your grammar, spelling, and typing is worse than a 14 year old who spent most of his formative years in the back of the classroom eating glue and is now texting his BFF.

 

[BellwetherLady]

IDAYPM because I knew you were just hoping that I'd help get you off.

 

[CherryOh]

IDAYPM because I didn't answer it last time. Or the time before that... And as you can't take a hint, how can we ever converse intelligently?!